Scott Jones

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior Baby Yoda?

[Scott Jones @jonessd813]

Millenials in 2002: *popularize emo music*

Boomers: I’ll give you something to be emotional about! *destroys global economy and ecological stability, turns on Eagles greatest hits*

[Scott Jones @jonessd813]

My @Plantronics Backbeat Sense headphones just died and I’m very sad about it..

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I bet Michael Ironside is a real nice guy.

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@zangy @jramjee @ginnyhogan_ I showed up here just to say initialism when I shoulda known Twitter woulda already taken care of it for me

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@3PRINGLE Bro I’ve listened to Meat Loaf (respect the man and spell his name right) every week of my life since I was 8.. and I saw him live in 2008 and 2014. Don’t project your lack of Meat Loaf love on me.

[Scott Jones @jonessd813]

Wife: Leave the spider alone, its not hurting anyone

Also Wife: Why are there always so many cobwebs?!

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Hello @HeatherKMcMahan my wife bought 3 tickets to your show tonight in Cleveland through your site and AXS billed her but never emailed the tickets or added them to her account.. now she’s freaking out, please heelllllpppp (for all our sakes) 😭🙏

[Scott Jones @jonessd813]

I keep it movin’.. metaphysically. I mostly don’t leave my bed.

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I had dream last night that @FieldYates and I were in an Uber and he told me to start Marquise Brown over Tyler Lockett and I said “But it’s Friday.” and he said, “I guess it’s too late then.” and dream Field Yates was probably right.

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@Kostaelefter Awesome work here bud

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“In a free enterprise, the community is not just a stakeholder in business but is in fact the very purpose of its existence”

-Jamsetji Tata, Tata Group Founder

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Sheldon Richardson and Larry Ogunjobi immediately dropping to a knee and saying a quick prayer for Joe Looney after his injury is the kind of stuff that clarifies how sports are irreplaceable in establishing values in young people

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I made this for you to share with your @Browns fan friends so they know how to feel every day @ESPNCleveland

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@3PRINGLE I’ve seen you do way weirder at way older

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@mrcliffordryan I prefer the fine point to the micro but I’m generally in agreement here

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Did.. wait.. did Goodyear just strategically win Ohio?

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You’d think a guy who spent his whole life with the name Tucker would have a pretty firm grasp on why you don’t want your name mispronounced

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I refuse to believe this is the last day I’m going to hear @espngolic on the radio.. this isn’t happening. 2020 can’t actually be this rude.

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@NancyKathleen4 I already answered the question, the answer was “Ew, no.” But you didn’t answer mine, would that sentence you listed as an eg be any less offputting to a non-writer? And thus is the foundation of my first of many aversions to the question.

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@NancyKathleen4 And it woulda made sense before you were a writer? Come on now.