joe jones

Defective drone sucking more power from the Matrix than I can ever put back into it.

[joe jones @jonesy125a]

@us_connie The sprinter van?

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@JakeWally She will never let him slum around with those losers ever again. Sorry Jack, you cant have friends no more

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@MikeStoklasa I'll give ya tree fitty...

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@omgjulissaa Don't know why I got this post, but may everyone always get what they love. Namaste

[joe jones @jonesy125a]

@MikeStoklasa you guys ever watch Moontrap? As direct-to-video sci fi flicks go, it's definitely a movie. Chekov and Ash Williams vs robot zombies on the moon? I'll watch that re:View! Make Rich and Jack do it. They like to talk in easy-chairs.

[joe jones @jonesy125a]

@MikeStoklasa time to get back to work boys!

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@JayBauman1 Who the fuck keeps cloning these insane sharks! All they do is cause havoc and decreasing box office returns!

[joe jones @jonesy125a]

@MikeStoklasa Must have been one of those Data clones, Spiner was known for his on-set tomfoolery

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@JayBauman1 I thought that was the appeal of the movies in the first place. Like Marlon Brando in Apacalypse Now. Endearing kookyness from an A list actor, sliding down the alphabet to a solid E or F actor. I love Christopher Walken, MORE COWBELL!

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@MikeStoklasa Do you plan to pee on them? We've seen how you treat your props.

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@Sgtzima No no, this is the version with Kane inside. They decided against the video screen option, thugs would steal it

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@JayBauman1 First time I ever saw him was in Warlock, but after that I enjoyed him in all his roles.

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@_B___S Cheetos

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@redlettermedia Thats what you said about this one, clearly they will make it happen at some point...

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@pattonoswalt Can't we have the jokes AND the laptops? I mean this is America for cryin' out loud...

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@JayBauman1 I never saw Pirahna 3D, so when you referenced it about the poor girl getting her face ripped off I immediately searched youtube for the clip. Was not disappointed. I need to catch up on my horror movies!

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@janusfilms Return of the Living Dead. I was 10. The re:View that Jay and Freddie Williams did on that movie completely sums up my feelings about it.

My young mind was traumatized, as I thought it was real information. In retrospect it is probably why I came to love the horror genre.

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@redlettermedia I look forward to the Cocain Bear Half in the Bag next year, seems right up Mr. Plinkett's alley

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@dhewlett OMG I just watched it, and it was horrible, terrifying, and I was screaming at the TV for you to run! Awesome job, it was super creepy and fun.

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@TheTweetOfGod Hardly seems fair. After all, you set these dominoes in motion...