Jonathan Forder

Village cricketer, terrible footballer, likes the occassional beverage.

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling?

No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer.

Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

He might be the goat 🐐 but if Joe Root is hung like a horse, he’s won at life

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

Joe Root moves past Ricky Ponting to become the second-highest run scorer in Test history 🐐

#ENGvIND

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@TheHeffDogg @BumbleCricket Second that 🙌

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

ENGLAND WIN!!! SIMPLY INCREDIBLE!!!

#ENGvIND

[Graeme Swann @Swannyg66]

I’m so happy I could scream right now @NUFC Dan Burn for PM ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️😍

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

What a man ❤️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🕺🏻 HE’S FROM BLYTH!

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

Big Dan Burn is in the England Squad! #scenes

[England @England]

It’s time to reveal Thomas Tuchel’s first #ThreeLions squad! 👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

She has hit the nail on the head with this!🔨

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

Alex Hartley has criticised the 'arrogance' of both England men's and women's teams following recent disappointments on the field.

#BBCCricket #Ashes #ChampionsTrophy

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@CraigHope_DM @ToonMouthTyne Borderline neglect if this is the case.

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@NUFC360 Huge risk. We have to sign at least one (loan or permanent) or the season will be a write off

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@RedRoseMichelle Disagree with the ref being poor, he let things flow and a allowed a few meaty challenges from both sides slide. Felt Bournemouth hit our full backs early which put us on the back foot and we never recovered. Great desire shown. but always felt we were half a yard off the pace!

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Anyway.. who can relate?

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Getting through to a cup semi final because your goalkeeper was a bit less shit than the oppositions is what football is all about. The beautiful game #TOTMUN

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@Im_RobM It’s getting frustrating now and it’s clear there is no plan B tactically. Baffling decision to not start Gordon and Tonali in a must win game. We have to buy well in January!

[Cricket on TNT Sports @cricketontnt]

Scathing words from Sir Alastair Cook about England’s current batting issues 👀

📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@ToonMouthTyne I don’t want it but I fear you could be right here. There were times in that Chelsea game we were woefully bad. Not sure who the better alternative would be though?

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@Memecastle_Utd @RedRoseMichelle He would great at it if he was quick enough to get back 😂

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@ToonMouthTyne Every game we look tired and lethargic. We haven’t pressed well all season and most of last season as well. The club is now paying the price for a couple of really poor windows.

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

@TheHeffDogg True but we never had a goalkeeper that let the ball through his legs in the 97th minute

[Jonathan Forder @JonF0809]

Sky Sports News on a a Saturday was such an elite channel back in the day