jim major

Resting athlete and well practised alcoholic

[jim major @jrm57class]

Best ever

[The Cricketer @TheCricketerMag]

🎙 "Morning, everyone"

#OnThisDay 1930 | The legendary Richie Benaud was born 🇦🇺

[jim major @jrm57class]

And the Ronaldo debacle that cost Portugal the match?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Wow… very strong statement from UEFA… we’ll be debating this, and England’s historic win, on a new episode of World Cup Uncensored later today.
You won’t want to miss this!

[jim major @jrm57class]

Not pathetic and not cheating - Bairstow is the clown here!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If you find pathetic cheating funny, sure.

[jim major @jrm57class]

@benstokes38 Hey, Ben - we are a small Society of Cricket Lovers in Norfolk. Do you fancy coming to see us and having a beer with us this winter? No pressure!! We’d just enjoy the opportunity of meeting you and talking about cricket with you! Let me know! [email protected]

[jim major @jrm57class]

When the opposition take the piss…..

[Stick to Cricket @StickToCricket]

Is the end near for Brendon McCullum? 🤔

Vaughany isn't holding back. 🗣️

[jim major @jrm57class]

Absolutely no hiding place - clear out and start again - give the young players the chance to grow and play properly, as they surely can!

[Brutal Truth @sarkarstix]

🚨 Adam Gilchrist delivers a damning assessment of Bazball after England's defeat against New Zealand

"They have failed dismally this, this group, really. Everyone's talking about they've had moments, but two out of their last nine test victories and then obviously the rest losses."

"I was stunned by what played out. The lack of what seems a lack of desire to represent what they've been selected to do with conviction and dedication and commitment."

[jim major @jrm57class]

@bbctms @BBCSport More comedy coming from ECB?

[jim major @jrm57class]

Sam Billings

[🗡️Charles Dagnall 🗡️ @CharlesDagnall]

Who is next England captain?

[jim major @jrm57class]

@scyldberry Blazers vs Players

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The only person in the UK not sweating today.

[jim major @jrm57class]

@justdavenow89 NO

[jim major @jrm57class]

@LyraValeSound C for Boris

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

Retweet if you stand by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni against Trump. Her Quote ‘Italy And I Never Beg’ 🇮🇹
Canada and Greenland never beg either. 🇨🇦🇬🇱

[jim major @jrm57class]

Give this a watch - President Chump undone!

[jim major @jrm57class]

Lots of ties too short!

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

To mark the 150th Test match at Lord's, all England's former living captains were invited onto the pitch for a special event.

Some legends here 😍

[jim major @jrm57class]

@Simi_2210_ 3

[jim major @jrm57class]

Haha! ECB at its very best!

[David Wright @davidoncricket]

It’s @Middlesex_CCC v @surreycricket at @HomeOfCricket

It’s quite an achievement to take a fixture from 27,000 sellouts to an expected 7,000 today.

Well done @ECB_cricket, all part of growing the game?

[Higgy @higgyboson]

I submitted my tax return to HMRC one day late.

I was fined £100. And I didn't even owe them any tax!

Angela Rayner tried to avoid paying £40,000 stamp duty for nearly a year and could have been fined £8,000 by the HMRC after she recently coughed up the money, (shortly after being gifted £50,000 from a refrigeration company for 'Office Expenses').

She wasn't fined a single penny. No fine. No penalty. No comeback whatsoever.

Is it any wonder that us little folk are getting so pissed off with these freeloading, opportunistic, money grabbing, holier than thou, two faced charlatans?

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Of course.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Gordon Brown sold 395 tonnes of our gold reserves at the bottom of the market, and - stupidly - told the market in advance.

Gold has since risen 1500% and the gold he sold would be worth £40 billion more today.

Now Starmer brings him back as his Finance Envoy.

A sick joke

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

So far Starmer’s efforts to save his skin have been a classic case study in how not to save your skin:
The most unpopular Labour PM in history (Starmer) calls in aid the second most unpopular Labour PM in history (Brown).
With most Labour MPs despising you and willing to grant you, at most, a civilised stepping down over some months, you say you’ll be in power for a decade. Labour MPs’ worst nightmare.
You commission a propaganda film of you, Brown, Rachel Reeves and Harriet Harman looking smug and self-satisfied in the Downing Street garden, complete with meaningful music. How divorced from public opinion can you be?
You signal you’re fresh out of new blood (Brown? Harman?) and new ideas (getting close to the EU is the best you can come up with — hardly a game changer).
You think a ‘reset’ speech (again!) can turn things round? You’re truly delusional.
THE END.