Jonathan Feder

I am a print & web broker based outside of Boston.Other than work and my family, I enjoy music, the Patriots and politics.

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@Seahawks you mad bro!!!

[ivaneclipses @ivaneclipses]

@FederGirl i wish you live in Cafornia, so i can meet her... :)

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@nessVa84 push your dad in the pool for fathers day

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. --Rodney Dangerfield

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

Is a home labotamy difficult?

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@nessVa84 god please let her wake up on the right side of the bed, for my sake...

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@FederGirl wtf

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@FederGirl will you asnwer your phone

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@FederGirl I have been calling you

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@nessVa84 WTF?

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@nessVa84 that's what she said

[Vanessa Schwede @nessVa84]

Sorry I cAnnot hear u. I'm kinda busy

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

@FederGirl better than being strangled to death

[Jonathan Feder @jonfeder]

Blooohud bloodhud not funneee