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[jonathan @jonfifty]

For the love of god friends, don’t try nitrous

[jonathan @jonfifty]

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[jonathan @jonfifty]

If my guitar playing ever sounds like shit please tell me I need an ego check every now and then so I keep improving

[Happy @AklerPandy]

Ringo: I got pussy on my fingers!

[jonathan @jonfifty]

Who tweeted this I need to know

[Album Listening Club at the UO @uoalbumclub]

jon tom is a fettucine alfredo powered fuck machine

[Album Listening Club at the UO @uoalbumclub]

jon tom is a fettucine alfredo powered fuck machine

[jonathan @jonfifty]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Jit

[Happy @AklerPandy]

I was buying irony palantir tee when trap queen soulja girl walked up to me. She said some things I don't remember but her gay tone & waccent gave me greater empathy for all sorts of things and I try to make sure to smile at people onthe bus now

[august ₊˚ 🔜 UNDERSCORES NYC @thef0urthcolour]

gay person: i'm gay

society: okay

that one annoying cishet white guy that you really try to ignore: i'm so excited for the new jpegmafia album in a month

[jonathan @jonfifty]

I have generated billions for the likes of geese (the jonfluence). They should know this and guestlist me at every show, yes me, The greatest Guerilla marketer in Eugene Oregon.

[jonathan @jonfifty]

Sold out show tn at the shedd and there were still more black people in the band than the audience

[jonathan @jonfifty]

All I know is that I don’t know what I’m doing, I have no name and no ambition, I sleepwalk through life and sleep only sleepless nights. My best dreams involve being carried.

[jonathan @jonfifty]

When sombr shits the hellp wipes

[jonathan @jonfifty]

I want to get really good at math like exceptionally good. Not because it’s something I’ll use for my career but I find it incredibly interesting and it’s satisfying to do.

[jonathan @jonfifty]

When the opener so good you gotta stop and ask yourself why you are even here for the headliner

[jonathan @jonfifty]

Combinatorics has hit r/cameronwinter

[jonathan @jonfifty]

@kailyn_barnes Hi

[jonathan @jonfifty]

If you extend the Polymarket logo down infinitely, it yields the Fibonacci sequence

[jonathan @jonfifty]

@Natedgsturdikat

[jonathan @jonfifty]

When George rr Martin finally releases The Winds of Winter do we think that guy from geese will be in it?