I was buying irony palantir tee when trap queen soulja girl walked up to me. She said some things I don't remember but her gay tone & waccent gave me greater empathy for all sorts of things and I try to make sure to smile at people onthe bus now
gay person: i'm gay
society: okay
that one annoying cishet white guy that you really try to ignore: i'm so excited for the new jpegmafia album in a month
I have generated billions for the likes of geese (the jonfluence). They should know this and guestlist me at every show, yes me, The greatest Guerilla marketer in Eugene Oregon.
All I know is that I don’t know what I’m doing, I have no name and no ambition, I sleepwalk through life and sleep only sleepless nights. My best dreams involve being carried.
I want to get really good at math like exceptionally good. Not because it’s something I’ll use for my career but I find it incredibly interesting and it’s satisfying to do.