Jonathan Fox

cracking the nut of happiness like a modern-day Thoreau—that’s nothing?

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@tmotsenbocker Congrats bud. Great song titles!

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@nicvargus I read The Happiness Hypothesis last month, and that one might be up your alley.

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Aunt gave me this cool book for Xmas 😎

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@AngryBrownCarvr Amy that is so damn cool.

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@_kierk A Pynchon character named Zark Muckerberg

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@nicvargus Nic this is very good.

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@nicvargus Gosh the rumor I heard when I was probably 14 was that he went to rehab for a coke addiction and got fired. This is so much nicer!

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Soylent green voice: “from human resources, to human resources ”

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Absolutely cursed syntax in this email to 3000+ teachers

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Timothee: yeah I don’t wear a watch, whatever, it’s chill

Wes: I do declare! someone’s stolen my watch

Tilda: The very notion of the timepiece subjects time itself to the whims of object impermanence— peekaboo

Bill: You guys hear that? I think someone took that guy’s watch

[Jon Millstein @jmillstein]

Olivia rodrigo is not that good compared to some singers. she has never even written an album about being in love with anne frank's ghost

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@_kierk Reading Shoe Dog over and over so I can finally get past the Betrayal Trauma boss fight

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@i_zzzzzz God damn you’re good at twitter

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

@nicvargus NOOOOO THAT WAS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Can’t stop imagining Frank Sobotka yelling at his guys about getting that ship out of the canal

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Thinking it was a harmless joke I asked my barber for “the Snyder Cut.” Next thing I know he straps me to the chair, shaves my whole head, and gives me this tattoo. Whole thing took about four hours.

[TMNT Wikipedia Titles @wiki_tmnt]

Sisters of the Infant Jesus
https://t.co/ooxVSYIQVS

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Would you teach a man to fish for $100?

Average person says: “Yes, of course, the bible tells me so”

The business king says: “Try Fishscription Platinum™️ free for three weeks, auto-renews at $19.99”
#BusinessKing

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Would you eat a single grain of rice for $100 ?

The average person says: "Yes, of course.. Easy money."

The business king says: "How much will you give me to eat TWO grains?"

#BusinessKing #FounderMindset

[Jonathan Fox @jonfoxjonfox]

Looks to me like they’re both the sinner