Jon

@Cycloneath,@big12conference,@Cubs,@ChicagoBears,@nhlFlyers, and other things.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

To everyone who is complaining about the #cryptocrash

[Jon @jonfromIA]

College hoops is fundamentally broken.

[TCU Men's Basketball @TCUBasketball]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him 🥽

Welcome to TCU, @Robbie_Avila30!

#GoFrogs

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@BracketNky Testing fixes/still working on it.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@smead4WP @BracketNky Gotta be a hack or AI gone wild. This outage time makes no sense otherwise imo.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@msSharanKaur Probably was 1 of the 60,000 jobs they outsourced.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@omgsidewalks You can’t kill evil/the devil.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@CowboyTek Thank goodness they let go of 60,000 engineers recently.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@TheCycloneDrew Sadly we will probably never know, but if it’s not hack, it’s got to be AI right?

[Jon @jonfromIA]

At this point they had to be hacked right? A config change wouldn’t take this long to fix and flush out.

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We’re seeing positive results with our efforts to restart affected infrastructure and recover server availability in an isolated manner. We’re actively monitoring the performance of these portions of infrastructure to verify stability, which we suspect will support improved availability as these actions are subsequently expanded more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as https://t.co/mVBrjda5eD if the admin center is not available to you.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@techspence If we can’t get emails telling you there is a ticket, then we don’t know there is a ticket to work. If someone comes by to complain, just point at Microsoft. Easy day at the office.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@Forbes

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@9heather I know!

[Jon @jonfromIA]

I’m officially an old man. I came back from lunch and co-workers were talking about dishwashers, and I was actually interested in it.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@cormachayden_ “to show what founding a company can feel like behind the scenes: difficult, uncertain and sometimes terrifying”

Didn’t seem difficult, uncertain, or terrifying in this post:

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@GlassOfBennett How it would turn out imo:

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@ASU_SuperFan 1) imo never get the IPO, it will tank then rebound. So buy the initial dip. Ie. Meta, spaceX
2) nvidias core business model won’t change, they will still make the best chips in the short term(2-5 years), a change in CEO won’t change that.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

Well, that explains why Oregon state could never get any NIL from nvidia.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns after his affair raised national security concerns. The company named Colette Kress as interim CEO.

Shares of Nvidia, one of the largest companies in the world, plunged 10% in premarket trading Thursday. https://t.co/0z66yR7ZPZ

[Repositioning Play @GoodGuyGuaranty]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

I gave a zoomer cashier $11 in cash for a $6 purchase and she didn’t know what to do. Had to help her out, explain the extra dollar wasn’t an accident, etc.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

@SatReportCFB No lol. Must be bait.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

Marquette wearing Michigan style blue while playing at Michigan is messing with me while I watch.

[Jon @jonfromIA]

Clean hit also. This is why they teach you young to keep your head up.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕