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[kywie☆ @supergigapog]

went to drive thru with my brother and i paid for his burger and the person at the window was like “wow that’s a good sister” to my brother and i was like “yeah well we’re putting him down today so he deserves one last treat” (nobody liked that)

[Luke Lapinski @LukeLapinski]

Welcome to Phoenix. The 51, I-10, 101, 202, 303, I-17, US 60 and 143 will all be closed this weekend to do construction on the 51.

[abby @abbyshenn]

my Airbnb has stars on the bathroom floor (+ hexagonal tiles), very whimsical, very much approved

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

Im not mad at run clubs being covert sex clubs. I be horny as hell after working out

[aura⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @linguistlez]

my sister is the epitome of young ho… this girl is making mac and cheese and she’s going back to her room to lay down between every step instead of just staying in the kitchen

[Kiwi @seattleiminyou]

It’s super serious to me

[avery 💎 @dopeanddiamond5]

men don’t even dump you anymore they just stop talking to you

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Woke up at 3am to find my cat eating a slice of my pizza on my chest. The pizza was downstairs in the kitchen. Dragged it upstairs to eat it off my body.

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[•wxves @jaywxves_]

women only want one thing

[alex @akiyuuta]

talk me through it thursday

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

This guy gets it

[vibes sedai @VibesSedai]

Your last shit before the 75th hunger games

[may 🍎 @ih8may]

i guess working retail just means u have to see poop sometimes

[MaybeNyambura 🐾 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

Dickmatization will rob you of your dignity heal (masturbate)

[cara ! 🐞🐜🪲 @conradsfav]

ENOUGHHHHH