Jon Gomm

Globe trotting guitar wrecking neurodivergentleman

[Jon Gomm @jongomm]

New single Shchedryk (Carol Of The Bells) out today. My take on the Ukrainian folk anthem turned Xmas classic

If you think it's worth a like/comment/share please don't hold back

Stream / full video / guitar tab / lesson video / t-shirt / art print at https://t.co/iBO6msTuoC

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@buckadeath You can see it. The basic bone structure is present in humans, the backwards curling in all birds. One of the most famous books in science, Birds of America (Audubon 1840), describes the varying degrees of tongue adaptation in different species of woodpecker. Here's the extract.

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@HeySadBoy1 @blacktwiterthrd Don't be a stopper Brandon

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@weiss_hadas You're kinda making her try to think of something to say

I tend to ask my daughter if anything good happened at school today, and if anything bad happened today

She can just answer yes/no, or she can elaborate if she wants. And if she had any problems she can tell me

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@Logically_JC I fear you are being naive. There's a whole other level of "taking it back"

You will soon have 100,000 people (including many children) in detainment camps across the US

Your media is almost fully under their control

Your history books are being rewritten

Good luck America :(

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2026 Bootcamp artwork is go! Meet Woolly Nelson

BTW we've had one space open up at this year's camp (August 26-30), get in touch via jongomm dot com

I actually don't think sheep make great guitarists honestly. Just a bit "meh"

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@JamesHarvey2503 I think you enjoyed finding an excuse to feel angry and self righteous, without having to

- actually help someone
- give anyone anything
- actually protect anyone
- feel any empathy or compassion

Any of those would give your life meaning. You could still go to Spoons

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@hausofdecline Beautiful

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@theiaincameron Credit your posts or I will tweet your book line by line but with every sentence slightly improved

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@factpostnews One skin, two skin, three skin...

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@TheProjectUnity You feel ignorant & powerless in the face of catastrophe and mass manipulation

The solution is to empower yourself with understanding

Instead you lean into your feelings by assuming all knowledge is fake, and that you're powerless against the dark forces in control

Break free

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@metroadlib I mean, I wouldn't read a novel this way. But sometimes I like reading a play, or a graphic novel, or a movie script, which is exactly like this

Maybe this should be a writing style?

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This is my favourite bit of the song: The major to minor key change, the cascading harmonics, it feels like making trails with sparklers in the dark

Check You're Still Breathing, recorded with the PowerTap Earth Pro from @Fishman_Music, no other mics or sources.

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@SHL0MS Artists who make art for its own sake are literally always at the fringes

Not being appreciated for performing a selfish act is simply to be expected. It's *being* appreciated for performing a selfish act that you need to be cautious of

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@Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN @AlNassrFC Ronaldo screaming at himself for not passing to himself

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@stillwritescode Humans are the only parts of the universe (as far as we know) that can recognize and tell those stories

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@Y192814512 @ellonico If your grandma's insurance company gave her a bathmat as a free gift that'd be OK

But god forbid any elected official gives a flying fuck about her

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@RedMufflerMan @Sircptwaffles Please leave the door open all the time when you're not in there, otherwise it will collect every innocent aroma you generate and taunt you with them for eternity

Congratulations on your epic booth, it looks amazing. Uteral.

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@stillwritescode Plot-twist 2: The rock wasn't crafted, but it was still *used* as an arrowhead by prehistoric humans

Plot-twist 3: No it wasn't

None of this is about the rock's history, it's about your perception of it, which changes based on how you believe it has interacted with other minds

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@jirehpc If they pay no tax he can pay them less

Ideally he'd like to pay them so little that they're still entitled to some government welfare

Some companies train their poorest employees to fill out the welfare forms

All greed is theft

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@piperocktheory In the internet age, there's an assumption that everything is and everyone is all a performance, just for you

There are still some people who don't care what everyone else thinks