Jon Gomm

Globe trotting guitar wrecking neurodivergentleman

[Jon Gomm @jongomm]

New single Shchedryk (Carol Of The Bells) out today. My take on the Ukrainian folk anthem turned Xmas classic

If you think it's worth a like/comment/share please don't hold back

Stream / full video / guitar tab / lesson video / t-shirt / art print at https://t.co/iBO6msTuoC

[Jon Gomm @jongomm]

@soundsmythprod Please don't annoy Kevin Uxbridge

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@JDKromkowski @EricIdle In which case you could argue that the main purpose of a vote like this, is to see who supports it

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@davidschor @marcowenjones There at least one real conspiracy: Abusers becoming religious influencers because they know they'll be protected. It's been going on for centuries

PS: Believing/disbelieving stuff based on whether you like it or not is the precise opposite of scepticism

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@EveForster The wall of crisps in my local corner shop is magnificent, I believe it should be a UNESCO protected site

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@snotwurst420 Most people don't understand the monster mash

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@VictoriaAtkins Vicky mate, these changes all sound... good? Especially for me as I eat at least one full english per day, as mandated by Blackpool tradition

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

undiagnosing myself #ImNormal

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It doesn't matter. We are all fleeting motes of dust, existing so briefly that the universe didn't even have time to blink

Just live. How you live is what matters, not how many people are watching

[Meatfan35 @meatfan35]

How many Michael Jackson level talents do you think lived in the middle ages and were just huge legends to their village of 400 people in Spain

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@fullslack_ You need him in your big church. You really truly do. Just... way in the back. But by a nice window. You need to feed him and water him (with water, NOT piss). And make him feel special - Give him plenty of mirrors to look at.

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@HouseJudiciary Keep doing everything the same except come on guys please turn your cameras on guys lol xoxo

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@backupweenie @abrazilianideas @NYCMayor Me too. Both were mysteriously unfollowed. "Interesting"

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@TristanMCarroll Freak out, it's fine!

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When your guitar hero becomes your beloved pal, and then you meet again after YEARS apart. I love this man! (It's Don flipping Ross!)

Gig 2nite in Hamburg btw

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@joelgolby You had me at three way

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@SeekerMakii @Peripherallia_ @ARABMODER Mate I've been the only non-Muslim at a party in a family home, and someone went out to *buy me beer* in case I wanted to drink it.

I'm sorry her family lives in fear of deportation though, that it's messed up

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@Peripherallia_ @ARABMODER I have loads of UK Muslims in my circle and I'm HARAM AF. They do not care because - get this - I'm not Muslim! P.S. You know what else is Haram? Judging others

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@AzPetrich 90% chance someone is doing that right now anyway

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@patroit934 Woh calm down there you seem upset about something

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@mostly_grumpy Some of it was presumably underwater which must take longer?