Jonathan Greenstein

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@pcgamer @NightdiveStudio YES!!!

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@drivercareteam Hi! I'm a driver that hadn't driven in a while, and when I asked to have my account reopened I was denied without a reason. I hate to do this publicly, but I've send several emails asking for a phone call and I haven't received one. Can you please help?

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@NightdiveStudio Please, thief next!!!

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@NightdiveStudio @pcgamer Thief next, please!!!

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@TheSporkful @RadioMalone
Less nano pasta. More nonna pasta. Right?

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

Thanks, @jveloso100 !!!

[Jeff Veloso @jveloso100]

Jonathan took @SHAQ’s offer of $24K and can now breathe a HUUGE sigh of relief as he got a Harrison Ford question incorrectly. #Lucky13ABC

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@ATT Hello. I had an awful experience with the billing department yesterday. Please contact me immediately.

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

On Borneo, why are there laws that force natives to eat visitors?

Because they have to hold each other a-cannibal.

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@frankiecooks i can’t find an oven temp on the citrus upside down cake. 350?

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@IanJaeger29 No.

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

https://t.co/hkTpFJO6GF

NO…..SHEEP…..TILL BROOKLYN!!!!!!

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@POTUS Didn’t we fight a war not to get tweets like this?

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@AskTSA Hi, TSA! Yesterday, my girlfriend and I had an appointment for TSA Precheck. We paid and it was sent through. After we did this, I realized that what we really needed to do was Global Entry, and that will include TSA Precheck. How do we cancel and get refunded? Thanks!

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

Let’s go Yard Goats!!!
#nogoatsnoglory

[Steve Trevelise @realstevetrev]

What can I say? My family and I are so deeply touched. Thanks you so much!!

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Stoppage in Play. Uber Eats delivery guy goes on court with food delivery in the middle of the Duquesne game.

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

Baby come back…..

[Andrew Stoeten @AndrewStoeten]

Hello, I'd like the department of missing babies.

Please hold.

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

What happened to @olivianj 's soul? Let's get Metaphysical.

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

@altonbrown question re seasoning cast iron: Is there such thing as too hot? There’s a gas grill where I live that can get as ���� as 700 at least. And that’s probably not down by the grates. Is hotter better?

[Jonathan Greenstein @jongreenstein]

Two assholes.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The Jair Bolsonaro interview. 8 PM ET. Fox News.