Jon Hendricks

Programmed Cell Death out now, For the Time Being coming soon.

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@Keidi_Keating A pissed off Mexican-American seeks revenge on the rich white Pharma bro who tore his family apart. But they're both trapped in a conspiracy, and the test results are a little too real. Give the gift of a Halloween killing spree in PROGRAMMED CELL DEATH. https://t.co/d3w6sdOLFr

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@rescuegirl35 @realDailyWire Yes exactly! I wished and wished for my parents to get it over with.

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Walking away from this trashfire-- for the foreseeable future, you can find me on Threads.

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Keeping one or two of the reaction comments when u crop a good tweet is the modern equivalent of the sitcom laugh track

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Does anybody know how i can contact Tim Robinson to say I love how much he makes me laugh

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Is it ok to watch American Beauty yet

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Check out the latest issue of Japan Auto Federation's free magazine, JAF Mate! Packed with great articles like Know Your Electric Scooters, Four Steps to a Safe U-Turn, and How to Buy and Wear a Bike Helmet

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Told our 5yo who has the sniffles that she's not allowed to play with the baby without a mask on, so now she's throwing a tantrum just like an adult republican

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Love buying low-cal beer and then just eating peanut butter and chocolate chips by the spoonful

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@BadMedicalTakes So timely to see this because just today we signed the agreement for our newborn to get the k when they arrive in about three weeks!

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One thing I like to do sometimes is when everything lines up and I have a really great day, I'll stay up super duper late and ruin my sleep schedule, just to make sure it doesn't happen again any time soon

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Love looking at clocks and figuring out how far off they are from the "real" time and memorizing that difference, and never actually fixing anything

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@realFeancis @Choosy_Female @ZeeRealDave @1CowboysNation_ @Cathrinmachin The surprising thing, Feancis, is that you would put your immaturity and lack of social skills on public display for all to see. You are acting like an absolute child and a disgrace to the people who raised you, and you should shut your mouth and sit down.

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@amydiehl @HarvardBiz Then it sounds to me like the ageism is a blatant lie, a way for these scumbag chauvinists to avoid saying the quiet part.

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@PainSci Hurt my leg skateboarding and just found your takedown of the k tape industry, after sifting through half a dozen "articles" that turned out to be advertisements. Thanks for your work and have a great summer.

[Jon Hendricks @jonhendricks]

"Hate to watch you go, but I love it when you leave!"
Umm, don't you mean--
No, I'm thanking you for the much needed me time, byeee!! <3

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@DeaconBlues0 Saw a very good thread from @JuliusGoat on how the hypocrisy isn't a gotcha-- it's the whole point. My lovely wife Sara summed it up just now: "The point of the rules isn't to create a just and fair society. They make rules just to help them get whatever they want at the time."

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"There's no ethical consumption under Capitalism." Doesn't mean we shouldn't try. "Individual lifestyle changes can never offset the water and energy wasted by corporations." Well, I refuse to abandon my principles. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" is a motto for cowards.

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If you were born in say '81-85 and find being called a millennial annoying because you remember cassette tapes and film cameras and 30-day trials for AOL, congrats you're a boommenial

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Wait wasn't there a time when laying in bed was literally the most comfortable position? And now if I lay "wrong" for five minutes I'm in pain. What in god's name is happening to my body