John 𓃰

lover of good music ;
Unrepentant supporter of Chelsea Football Club

[HERITAGE @HERITAGE389844]

@Browncostly So all the girls are here they're not virgins? 😱🤣

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

@Excelliumbiz 👏👏👏

[Excellium.biz @Excelliumbiz]

It all started with a simple pass…
from one colleague to another, sharing laughs, moments, and the little things that make work feel like more than just work.

And then, we thought—why stop there?

So we're passing the mic to you.
To every dedicated worker out there...

[Kachi Nnochiri @kachi_nnochiri]

Say nothing.
Just re-post!!!

You have a problem with this movie? Then I know exactly WHAT you are!!! I'm glad this conversation is being had.

[DeyemiTheActor @_deyemi]

Some are being triggered by #TheHerd on @NetflixNaija for showing our current reality?

The same terrorist attacks I witnessed first hand on my way to Gembu, Taraba during NYSC?

Abeg if you’re part of the few that have sense pls help me RT this poster for everyone to see it! 👀

[Edwin Onyebolise @Edwyeen]

"Ex-players shouldn't bank on government after retirement. Government owe them nothing."

Same people go mute when retired government officials live large off public funds.

Hypocrites 😂😂

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

Ode!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Apology Video: King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall, AKA K1 De Ultimate, Is 1000 times the man that Peter Obi is!

I condemn King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall, AKA K1 De Ultimate's actions at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport, where he had a run-in with ValueJet, and I support the sanctions the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority placed on him.

Having said that, I must also commend King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall's act of accountability in taking responsibility for his actions and apologising to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and the nation within 48 hours of the incident.

To err is weakness, and to continue in your error is wickedness. K1 De Ultimate showed that he, like all humans, is weak. However, he demonstrated that though he may be weak, he is not wicked.

Therefore, I urge that, within the ambit of the law, justice should be tempered on him with mercy.

I compare his behaviour to that of the Presidential candidate of the Labour Party in the #NigerianElections2023, Mr. Peter Obi, who was caught red-handed in a leaked audio threatening to unleash "Religious War" on the Muslim Ummah.

To date, Mr. Peter Obi has neither admitted what we all know, that he is the one on that leaked 'Yes Daddy' tape, nor apologised to the nation and specifically to the Muslim Ummah.

A man, like Peter Obi, who cannot admit his error when he is not in power, will definitely commit terror when in power!

It takes courage to do what K1 De Ultimate did—courage that Peter Obi obviously does not have. That is why I salute King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall and continue to respect him.

Reno Omokri

Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

[WHATSAPPBLOG9JA🇳🇬🌍 @whatsappblog9ja]

You will become a landlord this year
Believe & retweet ❤️
Mercy Johnson Foden Man City Aunty Kate

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

@elonmusk @grok when is starlink activation going to resume for new subscribers in lagos, nigeria?

[Akwa Ibom 1st Son @ukocarter]

Bringing back this epic jam "Ogbeni Dipo, Ogbeni yí gor."

😂😂😂

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

@AbsoluteChelsea 1. We need a better goal keeper

2. Neto and Sancho are the only good wingers we have (Madueke should be starting frm the bench, Mudryk has no business in chelsea)

3. Our set piece coach is doing a bad job at the moment.

[Ife Salako @ifesalakooffice]

Imagine…

Who Peter Obi wishes happy birthday and did not wish is what will determine if some people will vote for him in 2027?

No wonder Tinubu is the President of Nigeria!😁

Ire o✌🏽

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

@_nonconformist1 No be small crase at all

[PATO PATO🇳🇬🇺🇸 @peculiarpat1]

Incidentally, you were once a professor in this game. You acted like you had the solution to all the problems staring Nigeria and Nigerians on the face.

You were making more than 30 tweets in a day telling GEJ and his team how they were failing. You never gave that guy an inch of breathing space.

It's good that you are now in the position to see that no one knows it all and that leading Nigeria isn't a child's play.

[Olawale! @bamcali_]

@renoomokri Barking isn't a symbol of loyalty for dogs. Disloyal dogs bark too.

Tinubu acknowledges loyalty. He also recognises a disloyal mvfcka from a mile away.

You barking at your former bosses to woo a new boss screams all shades of DISLOYALTY.

[Isaac Bristol @Bluewall9ja]

Follow massively and retweet.

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

@realmrmodest @renoomokri At all

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

@Destiny47667239 @renoomokri Let him keep fooling himself...
Unstable political jobber!

[John 𓃰 @jonidej]

Look elsewhere...

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

If you were Chelsea, would you return for VICTOR OSIMHEN or look elsewhere in January❓