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my humor might strike a nerve

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The attack on Speaker Pelosi’s family was not a “random act.” It was the logical result of a Republican Party that has targeted the Speaker and other prominent women in public life for over a decade now, and then gaslights us when we call out its danger.

Just a few examples:

[tris @trisbishh]

Downtown Tyler, TX
@ 9:30am
Stay safe.

[b @joniiii6]

Alcohols just not the vibe for me anymore, these hangovers are not worth it

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

We just voted to combat neo nazis in our military and every single republican voted no.

[Tay 🐳 @kirammanszn]

Kehlani should've ran him over

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

It's always "$600 checks two years ago and 50-cent raises for workers are causing inflation"

and never "$3 trillion from the Fed to bail out the stock market, $1 trillion in annual corporate stock buybacks and a 1,322% rise in CEO pay since 1978 are causing inflation"

[b @joniiii6]

@alliemorris_13 I’m going to act like I haven’t been saying that exact thing for the last 2.5 decades

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

wtf is a birth certificate why i gotta prove to you i was born mf i’m right here

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide

[b @joniiii6]

@alliemorris_13 @lane_odom Could you imagine if like it was just the driver side door or the hood that got stolen. The shock

[b @joniiii6]

@alliemorris_13 I just knew your favorite game was hide and seek

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

While Elon Musk lays off 10 percent of Tesla employees, he's set to take home $23 billion bonus. Yes, $23 billion.

The economy is somehow always great for billionaires, bad for workers.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

lingerie not even sexy anymore cause y’all be wearing it outside with air forces

[Molly Fitzpatrick @mollyfitz]

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

We should start an ADHD cleaning service where people with ADHD clean each other’s houses instead of cleaning their own

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

It’s “How did this person afford this trip to Europe?” month on Instagram.