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it’s crazy that Ball State University is in Colorado, the least round state

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after the mayor election LA restaurants will only be allowed to serve ramen (sounds like Raman) and bass (hopefully self explanatory)

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@SSN_BallState I am kidding, technically Wyoming is slightly less round

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it’s crazy that Ball State University is in Colorado, the least round state

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Matcha ball soup. is this anything

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@_josephine0_ Zamboni!!

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@stats_feed Mattress industry

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Short people be like in the small 26?

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broke British people be like my 600 pound life

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lots of people don’t realize Bezos hasn’t been the CEO of Amazon for nearly five years

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divorcing my wife of 35 years bc she’d press the red button

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People don’t even ask if your refrigerator is running anymore. instead they say We really got a refrigerator running before gta6

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would you still love me if i was a Kid Cudi

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Never seen someone fully commit and get a frosted shaft too

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people with AI girlfriends be like I’m dating a model

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@imrohan335 @jamesekaplan James streets?

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Firefox ft. Mo Zilla - BROWSER (Official Video)

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Why did Logan Paul hate his calculus teacher?

Because she said f’

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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate 🎄

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@iyoushetwt DNA

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@zorobutt 3