johnnyfitzpatrick

married to the love of my life, father to my one and only princess.

[johnnyfitzpatrick @jonjongetmoney]

@OfficialLivePD stop taking breaks when there is 7 minutes left in the show I’m just saying

[johnnyfitzpatrick @jonjongetmoney]

#LivePD what’s up with the voice of dan

[johnnyfitzpatrick @jonjongetmoney]

#NewProfilePic my big baby

[johnnyfitzpatrick @jonjongetmoney]

@Wendys what the hell why did y'all get rid of the spicy chicken nuggets I was mad as a mother fucker damn bring them bitches back A.S.A.P

[johnnyfitzpatrick @jonjongetmoney]

Dem titties doe @MileyCyrus

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.

[Mal 🐉 @marsh_mal_oh]

#growingupwhite when you can't go putt-putt golfing because you spent all day in L.L. Bean

[Hal Pal @HallieBorns]

#GrowingUpWhite knowing all the words to the Malcom in the middle theme song

[Zipporah Alayha @AlayhaFaye141]

telling a black girl her hair is ugly only to try to attempt the same hair later on #growingupwhite

[Lisk Support @Knuckl_Sndwich]

Don't u just wanna slap the hell outta your mom right in her whore mouth? It's just like damn. Stay tf outta my room #growingupwhite

[squirt @tkirk30]

#growingUpWhite skipping to eminems part in forever.

[B @badbeeby]

Moving out in 2 weeks and I still don't know how to cook/clean. That's what I get for #growingupwhite

[Madison McDonald @MLanaman]

#growingupwhite... when ur dad starts whipping to party rock anthem while making PB&J for dinner