Jon Horne

Still searching for a sharp, witty description of my character and achievements which sums up my essence in a single quotable sente

[Jon Horne @jonjonhorne]

@withnailjones @elonmusk He's one of the worst people in the world but his greatest crime is being ugly? There are plenty of decent people out here with a face like a dog's arse.

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@HLTCO He's busy at work. I hate the performative air punching that they are required to do "off canera" on camera. It happened once genuinely and now it's a requirement.

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@HennessyRo65831 @davidburchael @alelliott88 Picture of the famous Scottish band the Specials?

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@ItsLaurenFord @KnittyKittyWK She's using twitter rage bait to sell crocheted toys.

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@slackkejakke Let's play "Scot or Bot".

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@creepingbentorg "Will you fucking get it together instead of showing off?"

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@linzeo I don't and I live in Scotland. Everything on twitter is shit.

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@NotThatHughes @JW_1888 Hibs and England, but I've also got a life so that's fine. Remember to Reclaim Leith today✌🏿✌🏽✌️

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@WUTangKids In Southampton colours too.

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@gov_fails Shooting children is being more of an asshole.

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@laobianco @MilesPerHoward If you do this one I'll buy you a pint in Portobello.

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@MilesPerHoward @MarkPalmerST You'll need a mortgage to get a hotel room in Edinburgh in August (Fringe Festival). September's your best bet.

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Do Iranian fans sing "Ten American Bombers"?

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@bilbo815 @veronicaba78572 @MediaSOI Interesting to see this entire conversation being conducted by "people" with numbers in their names and without photos. Are you sure you're not all in the same windowless room in Murmansk with a bucket for a toilet?

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@NotThatHughes Suit yourself, I've deleted my post

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@45johnferguson Scotland are not England's rivals, Germany are. If you imagine how Germans feel about this (baffled, probably) that's how we feel about you.

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@karl1953howman None of the ones in Scotland have been standing on two legs.

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@pauldelaney2012 @G1L_Toon @kumoriRaver If there *were* hundreds...

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@pauldelaney2012 @kumoriRaver *They're*

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@CivicChronicle1 Because you're a racist.