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[TolkienMechaMK3 @Gundamritter]

This is why the woke progressive movements did fight against the catholic church in every country: closed churches, murdered or imprisoned priests, monks and nuns, closed the religious schools and seized church property. Because the Church "was so woke".

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

BREAKING NEWS TO ALL JEWS: ✡️⬇️

Our Talmud tells us "When you go to war, do not go as the first but as the last, so that you may return as the first.”

“You are urged to import United States participation in this holy war of Judah.”

“The dumb goyim will fight while we profit.”

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

Last week we were told that 2 violent muslim thugs that started a fight in Manchester Airport and then violently assaulted 3 police officers who tried to arrest them, would practically walk away scott free.

Today, the same day Sir Rodney says there is no such thing as Two Tier policing, a white British man is spent straight to prison for "pushing a bin at a police officer"

[Chad Crowley @CCrowley100]

“I hate equality. It is the lie of the prophets. No people is equal to another. No man is equal to another. I love the exceptional precisely because they are the exception.”

— Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Johnny Depp was reportedly so committed to Captain Jack Sparrow during the filming of At World’s End (2007) that he was rarely out of character on set. According to Tom Hollander, when he let out a curse, the correction didn’t come from Depp—it came from Sparrow himself.. “You cannot curse in a Disney film, mate.”

[ぼたすきぃ @bota_rabbit]

40k皇帝の今
・生命維持装置に繋がれている
・毎日1000人ほど超能力者の生贄で装置を維持している
・常人とは意思の疎通は不能
・ワープ世界と物質世界の裂目を押さえている。いないと化物が溢れる
・ワープ航法の基点をしている。いないと長距離のワープ航法・星間通信不能
・この状態で1万年

[MariusGage @For_Macragge]

Now I don’t know enough about the months of shame to have an opinion on if they were justified or not but I do know that they’re responsible for my favourite 40K meme of all time

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

This is hilarious. The prosecution struck 3 potential jurors who were black, and the defense objected. The prosecution responded that it struck them "because they are teachers."

The prosecution didn't think teachers would be willing to give a guilty verdict - probably true.

[Anti-Ketchup Rogal Dorn @IamR0galD0rn]

Hey so if an officer agrees to deliver court documents and then fails to do so they can get charged with a misdemeanor... Minimum should be fired.

Hope it was worth your collection plate being full one week from BAM corporate, bucko.

[𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘂𝗺 @_santabeliever]

Segundo o banco de dados da Universidade de Oxford, existem mais de 130.000 vasos gregos pintados catalogados e preservados até hoje.

Desses 130.000, cerca de 600 vasos apresentam artes consideradas homoeróticas. Desses 600 vasos, apenas 30 mostram atos explícitos entre homens, ou seja, menos de 0,03 do total...

Vocês são muito forçados, na moral.

[Blue Pixel🌈✝️ PNG-Tuber @PixelBibleBytes]

One thing we need to address more is the fact that in Islamic countries many are converting to Christianity because of dreams like this.
God is clearly at work.
I honestly wonder if it's because the church is failing to evangelize and God is acting on His own to bring salvation. How He's acting now also could by why atheists will have no excuse when the seals begin to be opened. I know me and others came to Christ in 2023 at least from God's personal intervention as well.
It's why I wonder if Christs return is a lot sooner than many think or why to acknowledge.

[Hamza K @afro_hamza]

Thats bcoz the Mafia was a business selling 3rd-party contract enforcement you couldn’t get from courts. Their name actually originates from the Arabic word مُعْفَوْن (Mu'fawn) those exempted from paying Jizya. Back when sicily was under islamic rule

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn't want to get picked up, he doesn't want a cuddle. we're all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we're not going to pick you up? You think we're not going to kiss you?
You're so fat

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Timothy Dalton in HOT FUZZ (2007) is one of the great casting jokes. A man once criticized for being too intense as James Bond gets dropped into a comedy and turns that exact intensity into the funniest thing in the movie.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

As a child my father agreed to rake his neighbor's yard for $5

After he was done, the neighbor offered $6 to also do the back

He raked the back and received $6 instead of the $11 he expected

My grandpa went to the neighbor's house and punched him in the face

[Chad Crowley @CCrowley100]

“There are two Hitlers: the real one and the Hollywood one. I write about the real Hitler. That’s why the police are at my door.”

— David Irving

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

A dude sweeping up some food that his neighbor leaves out for squirrels because it's attracting bugs. Instead of having a civilized conversation, this black woman starts hitting him with a 2x4 Hacksaw Jim Duggan. This is why property values go down and fatigue goes up.

[Yvraine @gwentandbolters]

Why is this so accurate though?