Ovechkin finally wins it. His brain is gonna be a boat in a Smirnoff ocean tonight. I guarantee his balls end up in the cup somehow, he might throw that cup on red and try to win 2 of them if he’s drunk enough. That cup is gonna wake up with so many ass cheek prints on it. Wow.
Marc Andre Fleury is dirtier than a rest stop bathroom in Oklahoma I mean there's just sweaty cross country truckers pissing on everything in that crease right now. I mean this guy is absolutely a steaming hot tuna fish sandwich in the backseat of a Nissan Sentra in New Mexico
the @jasonaldeans sign is officially up on lower broadway. This place is gonna be insane!! I cant wait for everybody to come check it out when we open in a couple weeks. 🥃🍹🍺 #nashville
Freddy Andersen holy crack pipe how much slurp juice did this guy drink before the game absolutely ridiculous saves in this 3rd period there’s not a single virus on this guys laptop he’s blocking anything and everything that was fuckin INSANE. Are you kidding me?
A little glimpse into an incredible journey across our beautiful country, all while celebrating the greatest game known. Here's to the Hometown Hockey Life! @RonMacLeanHTH @TaraSlone@SDImktg
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As a kid who didn’t play hockey growing up and was a giant baseball nerd there was no one I idolized growing up more in sports than Roy #Halladay. He’s the reason I’m #BlueJays fan, and was part of the beginning of my love of sports. #RIP