The JONkhulBAND

Fluent in Setswana Sarcasm and Khulism. Graduate of The Homer Simpson School of Life.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@KMalatji I love Wemby maar I want to witness the mother of all parties when New York finally take it

[SoSoZA @SoSoZA46858]

Tonight, Mzansi. 🌕 A Blue Moon rises — the second full moon of May 2026.

It only happens once every 2–3 years.

Moonrise: ±5:40 PM. No telescope. No special glasses. Just step outside and look east.

After the week this country just had — we deserve a sky like this. 🇿🇦

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

I know @eugenekhoza would have made fun of how quickly @Trevornoah said "No I don't know Popa Doc" hahahaha

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@Ta_Fitty We need to have a killer mentality and take Chippa straight to Motsepe. They must hate us!

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@Ta_Fitty He can't retire before a farewell tour season. The NBA needs that ishh

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@TheTembisa19216 @Mnca_mnce @Newzroom405 Thank you that's interesting I wonder who is funding them

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@TheTembisa19216 @Mnca_mnce @Newzroom405 I wonder who is Irankunda

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@ThabangMohale23 @DjMaphorisa Sheeshh fire if they put MaWhoo on this joint it's over.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@KuraChihota Thanks for the content which is very educational .. just wanted to find out in general what is like average costs to secure possession.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

Sho @DonaldInDenial just watched your interview with @Lemonka its funny I've never seen you speak seZulu but you have alot of Zulu songs. I miss your podcast lebo @davidkau1 during covid.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@MrksPSLClub FOR THE LOVE OF ELON'S $$$$

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@petersonmol @Ta_Fitty Feitoto!

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@PSAFMophiring @Markosonke1 This is so true!

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@samusicmedia It's a niche banger .. for it to be back, they need that SABC kinda hit. MfanaTouchLine will get one soon cause he gets it.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@Shimza01 Every time a Bafana Bafana song is done prior to a tournament we don't make it out of the first round. Shibobo (WC 98), Ibola letho (WC 2002) and Get Funky 2k17 (AFCON '17)

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@sandileh @Gert_LeNinja I know that's the story but how crazy is the story though to actually birth your alter ego ... the man is crazy remember how he had people thinking he was mad old with that birthday party.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@InnocentKhabz Can someone please help uPelepele on how to get a badge so he can also eat Elon's money maybe get monitized on FB as well so he can eat that side as well the man deserve to eat cause everyone is eating from his content.

[The JONkhulBAND @jonkhul]

@mathopz @GaytonMcK This is such a brilliant idea!

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@Markosonke1 @helenzille Question is who is the ward councilor of Douglasdale?

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@TouchlineTruth Nuh Touch is the Maglera of the amateur football basically a cheat code