Jonathan Kitley

Likes: Eurogames, ttrpgs, embroidery, West Ham United, cricket and theology. Dislikes: Nationalism. Writes for: @CambsCC. He/him. BLM. Views my own.

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@LauraRbnsn Van Helsing

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

5 - England at EURO 2024 will be the first team in EURO/World Cup history to face five different countries all beginning with the same letter in a single tournament (Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Switzerland, Spain). Sibilance.

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

Dungeons and Dragons campaign where you play a party of Lib Dem staffers trying to keep Ed Davey alive in the face of his increasingly dangerous campaigning efforts.

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@TeamPrinsley Another record unlikely to be broken: West Ham got relegated on 42 points on 2003.

In 30+ seasons no other team has been relegated on even 40 points.

[Cambs Travel News @Cambs_Traffic]

⚠️#A47 #Thorney Road DELAYS in both directions between #ThorneyHill and #Guyhirn #RingsEnd of around 2 miles due to an obstruction in the carriageway.

Please allow extra time for your journey.

[Stagecoach East @Stagecoach_East]

Thanks for the coverage, @Cambslive. We are pleased to make these important service changes to help our Busway customers get where they need to go.
https://t.co/7dAsnsd2dj

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@TayWH5 10 years is a long time. Diangana to West Brom, Josh Cullen to Bradford and Charlton, Reece Burke to Bradford.

All three have played in the Prem since leaving us.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It was shot on location, on the Planet of the Apes. How did they even get there? Wait. Oh my god. OH MY GOD

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@ReadsA_lot @LauraRbnsn Measles absolutely can cause permanent damage or death for the unvaccinated. These aren't the most common outcomes, but they're more than common enough to merit vaccination!

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@nienna121 Found written on a bench, after a light snowfall, at a train station.

[JW @baronlordvader]

Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.

It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Here's how Real Madrid could line up if they manage to sign both Alphonso Davies and Kylian Mbappe and the Fellowship of the Ring this summer 🤯

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

😭😭😭

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Man Utd (0.83) 3-0 (1.84) West Ham

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

Going to save this video for whenever I need a good cry.

I guess Real Betis are my Spanish team now.

Go well Pablo and come back often. You owe us nothing and gave so much.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

A message from Pablo to you ⚒️❤️

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

I was never into football as a kid. 2007-08 was the first season I really followed, fell in love with West Ham and Mark Noble.

I vividly remember listening to this match on the radio in my student kitchen and cheering when Nobes scored.

Can't believe it's been 16 years.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

16 years ago today, our legendary No1️⃣6️⃣ finishes a stoppage-time penalty to give us the win over Liverpool ⚒️

🗓️ #OnThisDay in 2008 | @Heineken_UK

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The most common surname in Slovakia is 'Horváth' which means 'Croatian' in Hungarian.

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@NoHillQuestions @Curious_Worlds @qikipedia Can you explain the irony?

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

@SHoddeMiller Esau has such a great legacy. He's surely the template Jesus had in mind for the prodigal son's forgiving father.

Both have grounds to hold a grudge but come out onto the road to embrace someone who's wronged them and welcome them home.

[Jonathan Kitley @jonkitley]

So, Eeyore's name was my own Kangaroo moment, sometime in my early 20s.

[Cambs Travel News @Cambs_Traffic]

UPDATE
⛔️ROAD CLOSURES
The following roads are CLOSED due to FLOODING
Main Street, #Hamerton
New Road, #Woodwalton
Bridge Street, #Wistow
#B1046 between #Toft & #Kingston
#B1040 East Delph #Whittlesey
#A1123 Bridge Road, #Earith Common Road, #WestonColville Common Road, #Brinkley
Horse and Gate Street, #FenDrayton
Low Road #Fenstanton
Pig Lane, #StIves
Marley Road, #StIves
Station Approach, #Somersham
#A141 #SpittalsWay #Huntingdon
#B1428 Cambridge Street, #StNeots
Brook Street #StNeots

Please plan your route and allow extra time for your journey.