Jon Lambert

Since Brexit, now a citizen of Legoland.
Football - Cricket 🇺🇦

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

The guys who most complained about wearing masks during Covid now wear bigger ones to intimidate people and to hide their identities.
Effing cowards and hypocrites . Shame on all of these racist asswipes

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

Apparently Sea Lions are faster than humans on land as well as in the water.

So if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up your time on the cycling.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going:

1974-2016: 7 prime ministers
2016-2026: 7 prime ministers

I said it then. I’ll say it again.
It’s a shitshow.

[ʜᴀʀᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛʙᴀʟʟ ᴄʟᴜʙ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ @HTFCDevelopment]

ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ'ꜱ ʀᴇᴇᴄᴇ ʟᴀᴍʙᴇʀᴛ

On course to break the 20-goal mark, Reece's ability in front of goal has been recognised by the First XI with four recent SSMFL Premier League appearances.

📷 @Fredclarkmedia

[Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin]

🎤 When Trump Visited 🇬🇧

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Rosie O’Donnell on Donald Trump: “It’s worse every day. I feel like we’re in a dystopian nightmare and no one is doing anything about it. He’s a criminal con man. There’s no way you can look at the facts about this man and believe in him. You have to have willful blindness.”

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Yesterday I bought a cup of coffee for $3

I now have a $3 trade deficit with the coffee shop so I am imposing a 50% trade tariff on them.

Today my coffee cost me $4.50

#winning

[Catfella 📯 🇺🇦🤝🇩🇪🇨🇦 @SusanneM0905]

Based 👍
Bruce Springsteen, Stand Up For Ukraine
🥺🇺🇦

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Having watched that today, I can only say one thing:

Let’s all get behind @ZelenskyyUa 💯 ✊🏻

People whose countries haven’t recently experienced the trauma of invasion should not bully nor lecture those who have.

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

[Bored @RussianBot85]

There's only one true #SPOTY

King 🤴

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

As closing statements were heard at the Post Office inquiry today, we paid an early ‘tribute’ to the great figure at the centre of it all. Saint Paula Vennells…

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"Ah, good morning. I'm looking for the latest cookery book as a Christmas gift. Do you have '101 Simple Lunch Recipes Using Only Fillet Steak' by Kemi Badenoch?"

[Jon Lambert @JonLamb100]

182 seconds of Troy telling it how it is with our privatised dirty water. The Greeters Guild at its best.

[Troy Hawke @TroyHawke]

ENGLISH WATER! https://t.co/WSx3oWXZ97 via @YouTube

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Made me smile 😝😝😝😝🙈🙈🙈 @tesco #tesco #staffparty #selfscan #christmasparty

[Chirpy Chet @ChirpyChet]

Apologies for the quality of the clip but this gent 👏👏👏 #bbcqt

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Yep

['The Ronster' @BerisfordRon]

Gregg Wallace and Rod Stewart are now friends again xx

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“After damaging farming with my Brexit policies, I then went on a march with farmers protesting about policies damaging farming”