Jon Markland (parody)

Civil engineer. Land surveyor. Occasional photographer. Will work for coffee. Can also be found @[email protected]

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@briancgrubb People are asking a lot of questions that are already answered by your tweet.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@JohnDellaporta Just gave it a shot. Thanks!

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

As long as someone downloads and archives everything @twittels posted, this site will have served its purpose.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

If this is the last Tweet I ever send, I would just like to say it’s been a pleasure hanging with all of you.

And it’s also been awful.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

Our congress should not have an accumulated age as old as the sun.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

Furious that nobody got the Better Off Dead answer. 😡 #Jeopardy

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

I’m good at making an assonance of myself.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@hhaarriissoonn He also had the "outsider" angle that he was only able to play once. He's a known entity now, and a lot of people don't like it.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@RobDenBleyker what a clown show

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

Leave Twitter because it’s poorly managed, it’s rules are unenforced, and it’s overrun with teens looking to cause trouble?

Babe, I work in Baltimore.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

MASSIVE comeback by Amy. Awesome game! #jeopardy

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

You have no idea how excited I got when Sam got the Doja Cat clue. #jeopardy

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

And a Sprockets reference! Was this episode made just for me? #jeopardy

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@BobbyLibby Counterpoint:

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@mxdshipwreck I ain’t dead yet, and neither is this hellsite.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@mxdshipwreck

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

@hhaarriissoonn He's giving it all to The Human Fund.

Money for people.

[Jon Markland (parody) @jonmarkland]

This Jeopardy game was amazing. Andrew He with BIG gutsy wagers.