Jon Symons

Former male model, near professional footballer and soon to be 'rear of the year' 2016

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@Tyson_Fury surely another 40min sauna would sort out that ankle #iwouldhavediedinthere

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@Tyson_Fury I have just been in the sauna for 45mins, I would have died in there. #glovesareoff

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@Tyson_Fury I have been hunting everywhere for the first gloves are off with Wlad so I can hear sauna story again! can you re-tell? #40mins

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

"Advantec Aberdeen Ltd Deliver Innovative IWOCS Package to Maersk Oil North Sea UK Ltd" on @LinkedIn https://t.co/WmJjxF9N1j

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@JeremyClarkson Clarkson you bell end, that was obviously Pitlochry tonight you were driving the Ferrari F12 not a shit hole in England

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@Coelsss I have lumped my life savings on you to win the Masters! Each way of course! Good luck #belgianbomber

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@Schwarzenegger watching 'pumping iron' for the first time, truly amazing! #thepump

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

“@NashyPTT: @mattletiss7 quality.”

Brilliant answer

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho: "Man Utd have the mentality of lions. They are aggressive in a good way. They are giants and are fantastic."

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

Roy Keane is a bitter bastard #exlegend

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

"Sit down Mourinho" chant #mufc fans. He pretends to return to his seat, waves and stays standing.

[Jonathan Northcroft @JNorthcroft]

..Tevez one of few to have been in same forward line as Messi and Ronaldo. Who's best he's played with? Tevez (no hesitation): "Scholesy"

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@greg_ure Sergio Ramos is a bul #bullist

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Marking from the corners for Juve, has been borderline GBH at times. I went to jail for much less... #celticvjuve

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@magnusbarclay I am far more excited by the new Eric Cantona advert for Kronenburg! Very sexy! #kingeric

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

9pts clear #MUFC

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@MrTomLloyd shared a taxi with Peter Odemwengie, we are just away to have a pen shout out to see who 'Arry signs #deadlineday

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@batemanjason watching Arrested Development again! Still brilliant! #bluthfamily

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

@SBFitness29 my body is ruined, last night has caught up with me! #oldandfat

[Jon Symons @jonmsymons]

“@timlovejoy: Interesting basketball move http://t.co/LCZyyXR5” @rossgray86 you and grant might need this guy to be standing in the sporty