Jon Muller

I promise to be mostly uninteresting with a hint of MSG.

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

Thanks for figuring that one out big guy!

A-Rod: Fans are upset by Astros' lack of remorse https://t.co/kyA1rLDcrw

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@baseball_ref @ClaytonKersh22 NM. I can't read. I'll go now. Misread the standings as the score :(

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@baseball_ref Is there a reason @ClaytonKersh22 on 4/1/13 doesn't count?

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@AnthonyDiComo @ClaytonKersh22 NM. I can't read. I saw the standings as 1-0. It was a 4-0 game.

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@AnthonyDiComo Am I missing some other qualifier? @ClaytonKersh22 4/1/13 ?

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@odp101 All I know is that whatever deal he made with the devil seems to have been very complete. Makes me think that generations of his offspring were involved. Maybe hundreds of generations.

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@BillSimmons @TheCousinSal Given how bad that missed call was, don’t we have to assume from a karmic perspective that Trump was rooting for the Saints?

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Just so you know, there’s nobody better at coming in second place than the Dodgers. #14TimeWSRunnerUp #LADetermined

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@fessway I realize it is likely political suicide, but I will go down with the ship. No regrets.

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

Just for the record, I do not miss the headphone jack on my iPhone. I will likely not miss the home button either. That is all.

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@ringer Broke my self imposed, completely unnecessary Twitter exile to make sure this was here. Gisele has always known the truth. #RevisionistHistory

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

I'm also a bit late to this party.
#KeepKatieRich

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

Comedy is hard. It doesn't always work. No joke is so bad that a person's life should be distroyed by it.
#KeepKatieRich

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

If Trump can be elected President of the United States, surely Katie Rich can make a bad joke.
#KeepKatieRich

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

I don't tweet much, but this is a bit ridiculous.
#KeepKatieRich

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@MazdaUSA Why do you hate me? 2015 Mazda3, still no carplay 🤢

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

@DrunkOctopusPod You really get me.

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

Really having a hard time finding the right emoji to express how I feel.

[Jon Muller @jonmuller]

Giving us one last smile. #MambaDay