jonny 🍁

everything ends eventually, but not for us, not right now

[jonny 🍁 @jonn_y_]

our joke of a government is protecting child rapists all to line their own goddamn pockets. this shit needs to be uprooted and we need those geriatric fucks out of office. revolt.

[Dank Archer 🐝 🌼 @NavoSchmavo]

My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go

[tinysoul @tinysoulgame]

🦈👙

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

SNIP SNIP---his name is Muffin and he won't be knocking up any pretty young things anymore. Thanks Operation Catnip in Gainesville, FL.

[kiwi, lizard wife 🐊 🥝 @kiwifroop]

absolutely inexplicable vibes on the road today

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Trump names Jeffrey Dahmer to head up the Food & Drug Administration (FDA).

MAGA celebrates and says, “he has experience with food.”

[ashnikko @ashnikko]

barking at the tv every time vi is onscreen

[abbie ★ @biyuuji]

thats slendermans gay cousin ilikemenderman

[bort @tacobort]

Microdosing suicide by having a decent paying 9-5

[ᄋᄌᄋ @nk4yuta]

I VANT TO VINGER UR VUSSY BLEH BLEH B-BLEH 🧛🏽‍♂️

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

he threw up under my bed so as punishment im giving him body dysmorphia

[jonny 🍁 @jonn_y_]

@slowtoowns what is POPPING

[jonny 🍁 @jonn_y_]

mama mia I forgot twitter existed hello

[jonny 🍁 @jonn_y_]

@AnnsNotDead don't worry it won't last for long, this is simply a relapse after I deleted tiktok and my brain hunted down something to try to remedy the craving for short-form content

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Freaky ahh insurance man