jonzie

Optimistic business analyst and entrepreneur | ❤️Dark humour.

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@FabrizioRomano Wtf

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Just move and leave everything behind

[Icy gurll❄️💕 @Bigbaby243]

Woke up to find these bugs lined up on my bed and my arm looking like this... I’m actually terrified. Has anyone dealt with this before? What do I even do? 😭🙏🏾

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@Bookten8 Ngoja shairi sasa

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Koreans can say 'fuck you'?

[Jason (Hanshin) Lee @Jasons_JaysHub]

Honestly fuck you, you egotistical, narcissistic, incompetent waste of oxygen. Wasted EIGHT years of Korean football now. We had a knockout game in Los Angeles right in our hands. A roster with Lee Kangin, Son Heung-Min, and Kim Min-Jae. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[jonzie @jonngugy]

'Bro'

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED; is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Ask eve

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

What happened to Adam's apples? When I was a kid I remember most guys having them

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@SomoinaKapeen Jaba yenye unachananga na 5-10hrs unaichapa na flash....
Ukipata legit Its crazy

[jonzie @jonngugy]

I believe they used This(the cow gifts) against Riggy G during the impeachment

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

President William Ruto was gifted 100 camels by Wajir elders as a cultural token of appreciation for his status.

A single camel sells for between KSh 500,000 and KSh 1 million, depending on its size. In short, the Wajir elders have presented President Ruto with a gift valued at between KSh 50 million and KSh 100 million.

I believe that sum, together with the other billions he has stolen, should be more than enough to sustain the luxurious lifestyle he desires when we send him back to Sugoi next year.

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Mosquera who? Ever heard of Gabriel eze?

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Kvaratskhelia who? Ever heard of Mosquera?

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Yoh tokea sasa

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Yawn!!!! Arsenal are playing boring game tonight.

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@HizliMaclar 🫡🫡

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Kwani hakuna ata mchawi anaeza turogea hii jamaa

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@Kimathi_One Good thing ours is insane

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@jimNjue_ That makes all of us

[jonzie @jonngugy]

FAFO

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

Ruto & Duale are playing a very dangerous game with Kenyans.

[jonzie @jonngugy]

Sijawai shangaa hivi SHIFU

[Jumuiyan @Jumuiyan]

Duale will run the ministry of health politically mpaka mshangae

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@polo_kimanii Tuingie Streets brother

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@Kibet_bull @LaptopStore_Ke Hii ata Riggy G hakuwa na leakage🤦

[jonzie @jonngugy]

@jimNjue_ @Chadema254 I know he can't watch that clip. He must be embarrassed asf!!!