︽✵︽ bi and still not into you

bitch, you thought

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

In much much happier news, I commissioned @st_hedge to draw my boys from my novel and LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE!!! 😍😭😍😭😍

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

@rainbowslinky the *113* dead by Teeth is really fucking me up, ngl

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

The Weird Al movie was unexpectedly a complete delight

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

I feel like it needs to be said, but just because your child tests negative for COVID doesn't mean it's not something else. And just because it's not another diagnosable illness, doesn't mean your child is healthy enough to be at school!!

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

The fact that my *five year old* child can demolish a medium pizza like this in a single sitting is still absolutely unreal to me

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

@JeremyMJordan YES! I have been waiting for this forever!!

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

@rainbowslinky This felt so excessive for some reason, seeing it all put out like this 😆

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

aragorn will always be the best fictional man and it’s not even close

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

@RahulKohli13 If 6'3" Elizabeth Debicki can play 5'10" Diana, I'm sure no one will notice you hunching

[hozier bot @hozierlyricsbot]

I couldn't utter my love when it counted
Ah, but I'm singing like a bird 'bout it now

[Rodgers & Hammerstein @RnH_Legacy]

Today we lost one of the legends. Angela Lansbury will forever be remembered for her legacy on stage and on screen — including her performance as Anna Leonowens in the 1977 Broadway revival of Rodgers & Hammerstein's The King and I. Our thoughts are with her loved ones. 🤍

[Travon Free @Travon]

This interview is fantastic. Jon at his best, deconstructing evil dummies.

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

Okay but I'm trying to be scared, Rahul. Bly Manor (mainly Hannah and Owen) just leaves me sobbing 😭

[Sancheezzzy @Scoby20]

Aemond Targaryen: “You bastard!!”

Jace:
#HouseOfTheDragon
#HOTD

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

Literally tho!!! I can't see shit!!

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

was #HouseOfTheDragon 's lighting budget -$1000 or some shit?? I can't fucking see a goddamn thing in this fucking show

[Dimitry Killstorm @dimitrykill]

It’s that time of the year

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

Took my kid all of 2 minutes at the park to make friends and ditch me 🙏

[︽✵︽ bi and still not into you @jonnie_dresden]

Shana tova besties