Jonnie Common

”Gorgeous machine-pop bard” . . . . . . . . bookings: adam(at)thisisnowagency(dot)com #brokenrecord

[Jonnie Common @jonniecommon]

Started a new band called We’ve Updated Our Privacy Policy. I’ve taken the liberty of adding you to the mailing list.

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55 burgers
55 fries
55 tacos
55 pies
55 year old refuses to wait in McDonalds car park while staff prepare his breakfast

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May the 5th be upon you.

[Jonnie Common @jonniecommon]

Dear Valued Customer,
Just a quick email to let you know that the cost of your Breathable Air subscription will be increasing next month…

[Jonnie Common @jonniecommon]

Beyoncé?
More like Yeehawncé.

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@martinhenryamps This must be a typo. The hollywood bowl was still only a side plate in 1917.

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“One ticket for Expendfourbles, please.”

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@ko_smo @skyferrori DESIREEEE I WANNNA TURN INTO CARIBOUUUU

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Neutral Milk Airbnb

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@daniel_m_lavery “watch this space”

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Watching QOTSA at Glasto on tv. They’re so impossibly tight I honestly feel like my lungs have dropped out of my arse 😅

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@EO_Blerd @KClemente21 @HDTGM It was Paul calling June and Jason to apologise profusely and tell them that he is now Team Fred.

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@Jon_Hopkins_ 4 months well spent, if you ask me 👌

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@yannseznec Harm-onium

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@yannseznec PianOw

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Playing at The Lemon Tree tmrw (Fri) night w/ Hollie McNish and Michael Pederson. Come zest with the best. https://t.co/MDdjzZAMxL

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What?? 🌩️

[Jonnie Common @jonniecommon]

Aberdeen. Delve with me.

[Donna Maciocia @DonnaMaciocia]

Our 1st show in almost 4 yrs, this Sunday❤️

“After over two decades of going to gigs, I can honestly say this is one of the most moving and powerful events I’ve ever seen” The Skinny, Jun 2019

Tix FREE (JustGiving donations welcome), but book ASAP via: https://t.co/YFlqnzXUFF

[Aberdeen Performing Arts @APAWhatsOn]

Join us for DELVE, an eclectic weekend of music, spoken word, workshops and discussion this March.

Get ready to delve in at: https://t.co/zYyOzcTi4k

Curated by @IngeThomson and featuring @holliepoetry, @hen_hoose, @DjDolphinBoy, @ScribePedersen, @jonniecommon and more!

[Jonnie Common @jonniecommon]

@SurfacePressure @LomondCampbell @richardosman @foundtheband What was the Machine Age Dancing 7” made of? Cos it wasn’t as tasty, I’ll tell you that.

I got it down, like, but I’ve no been right since.