Jonnie

'Statue toppling incel' - Nov 22nd 2020

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

'Draw me like one of your Victorian workhouse owners' #BrexitShambles #HouseOfCommons #emergencydebate

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

Annnnnnd I'm off. This app is toxic.

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@iloveiyosias Give cetcrcfaaaf 2

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@fesshole

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

I bet his insurance premiums were mental

[Paul Cording @OscarRomeo1268]

Even after over 23 years service, you come across things that you struggle to comprehend. Like yesterday when some great fast track work from the team identified a recently stolen caravan being towed by a vehicle on false plates, but then to find the driver was only 11 years old!

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

The whole Mbonambi / Curry debacle summed up... #RWC2023

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@virginmedia

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@julianHjessop @UKandEU OK so we're trading the same overall volume (as the closest trading party not really a surprise). Do you have the split of import vs export volume as well?

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@ChrisFM52E @IndecisiveAuto Ah shithouse - Hope this one gets sorted quickly!

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

Hi @SW_Help are you able to advise if trains are running from Branksome / Bournemouth to Waterloo on Saturday 26th? Online states no trains but not helping me where I could potentially get it from!

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@RugbyInsideLine He didn't anticipate his teammate might try to tackle!?

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@ChrisFM52E @NoContextBrits No way! I'm sure I had a tin of this not too long ago (didn't check the use by date mind)

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@ChrisFM52E I would say it's sunny down Dorset, but it's shitting it down here

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@PGATOUR @GetVideoBot

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

BOOOOOOOO #Chachacha

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@barneyfarmer FAB

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

#virginmedia socials team logging on this morning

[Bristol Bears 🐻 @BristolBears]

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[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@simonharris_mbd I bet he gets a stomach ache and demands a green leaf too

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Jonnie @jonnienottz]

@AldiUK Haha wasting staff's time for a pointless stunt! Brilliant!