Jonnie

Always quoting old slogans. Maybe it's because I watched too much telly as a kid? Maybe it's Maybelline?

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

We love Saturdays

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

it will be about Tuesday afternoon when I realise Downtown has been playing in the background of my mind since reading this tweet. Happy birthday Pet x

[Talking Pictures TV @TalkingPicsTV]

A very happy birthday from all of us to the gorgeous Petula Clark CBE!

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@elonmusk you shouldn't necessarily believe everything you read on the internet bab. Come over, have a look. We'll take you for pint & curry. It will open your eyes, which will be handy, because they'll be watering after the curry we're going to get you to eat 🔥😜😂

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

Love this, what a fantastic idea❤️

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

Footballer swears at referee. in other news the obvious is found to be bleeding

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Jude Bellingham launches X-rated tirade at referee during Real Madrid win
https://t.co/NZGgV4Gx3v

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

nothing says you've made it quite like owning a Lamborghini,
central heating boiler!!!!!!!
#Lamborghini

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@gabbyglaister and who says crime doesn't pay😅

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@BarbraStreisand @Albumism He's stepped down for the good of his family his party and most importantly his country. There are too many countries around the world at the moment where this would not happen. America you should be proud. Thank you @JoeBiden

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@JenniferJJacobs @lewis_goodall @business I don't believe in conspiracy theories but I'm really hoping this is all a plot to make him look so unelectable that when they swap him for @MichelleObama last minute the country will be so relieved she'll win by a landslide. Plus she'd be amazing

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@marcusbrig You remember Bill Hicks saying imagine if people had started wearing rifle badges in honour of JFK! As a joke!!!!

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@SoozUK @talkSPORT Aw brilliant. Love Paul Hawksbee, he genuinely is one of the quickest witted people there is. And his relationship with Andy Jacobs is just lovely. Hope it goes well

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

Not only is this lovely, the replies are pretty awesome too 💜

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@davidvitty @bushontheradio In Liverpool you used to (dunno if it's still a thing) be able to get chips fried rice and curry sauce in a tray. Dunno if it's still a thing. It was carbtastic especially if you had some bread and butter with it. Great for a hangover

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@racingblogger It's why we love it. As you say, you can't make it up, can you Dayjur??? 😂😂😂 #StillHurts

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@goof @CurtMills Yeah deffo. But he's going to be in @richardosman 's TMC & I think he might do a little bit of OAP 007 in his performance. Well, I hope so anyway 😁

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@BorisJohnson Are you a betting man? I'd happily take the opposite position that he'll give up Ukraine. £5? 🫱

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@LeonnaMayor Mine's when I was 10. Stepdad had huge antepost bet on Soba for the stewards cup at 6/1. In it's prep race it flopped & drifted to 16/s on the day. I had £2 on. Won £32. Bought myself a BMX. Over the moon. Me dad however who'd won thousands was a grumpy arse coz of the price 😂

[Daley Thompson @Daley_thompson]

Dear followers. I don’t sell you much but there’s an interesting program on the BBC2 on Tuesday 16th at 9pm. All comments welcome after.

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@Balavage If freshly made, with crusty bread, they're fab. Opening your lunch box in the 70s to find warm sweaty brown banana soggy sandwiches however, was not quite so good 😅

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@Daley_thompson 30 mins in. Wow. I'd forgotten quite how much I love you. It's fantastic xxxx

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

@elonmusk We play most weekends with the kids and their mates. £5 buy in, no limit, winner takes all. Can add you to the WhatsApp group if you fancy it 😜😂