Ritesh Mondal

Yield hunter !

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@EnterGamesCo @burhankaps

[Ɖｏｇｅ_Ａｌｂ @doge_albania]

@kirawontmiss Must see till the end 🤣😅

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

I am looking to hire people interested in making a million dollars a year.

No this is not a multilevel marketing scheme.

We will be committing fraud.

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@EndWokeness This pretty much explains today's society

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

It’s circle back time :-|

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@blsintlservices @DrSJaishankar I am sure the employees of @blsintlservices are pocketing these “charges”. BLS India in Canada is the worst service provider there is in this country.

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

If @blsintlservices cannot provide decent services there are many agencies that can provide better services, @DrSJaishankar I can provide better services in Canada which will be ultimately benefit the revenue your team can generate.

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

Tag your insurance companies !

I’ll start with @Manulife @BajajAllianz

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

Inflation’s getting outta control !

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

Passing out IRR for Halloween so the kids don’t go hungry !

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@SBF_FTX @SECGov @POTUS @VP

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@chamath @SECGov @POTUS @VP

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@DrSJaishankar @narendramodi @PMOIndia
It is easier to travel to war torn nations like Ukraine, Syria from Canada over a “democratic” country - India. You ask why ? Because some random person from India was killed in Canada and the government has banned issuing visa to all.

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

What do you call a person that refuses to give head ?

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@burhankaps People pay to see movies, concert, prostitutes ! But also for eye glasses !

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people ?

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@naomistks Glasses !

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

@naomistks Why is there a question mark ?

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

If I were a father : Taught my 3Y.O about investing this morning. He could either have half a gummy prior to nursery or he could leave it there and have 2 in the afternoon. He chose the latter. So proud ! I ate them both once he left though because #volatility

[Ritesh Mondal @JonnieStalker]

btw Italy just called, they want to stake their claim on the Boba tea craze !