Jonathon Weller

Despite the (vast) amount of evidence to the contrary, I firmly believe I should be twitter famous.

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Sometimes I sit on the toilet for such a long time that my foot is so asleep when I stand up that I’m a little scared I’m going to snap my ankle.

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

@CHGO_Fire I have yet to really be impressed with him. He has to do better than he did today especially. Similar thoughts about Davilla today as well

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Having the official PR account highlighting independent outlets like this is such a genuinely cool thing to see and shows that the @MLS realize that they’re only going to grow the game with grassroots efforts.

[MLS Communications @MLS_PR]

Prior to the start of the 2026 regular season on Saturday, MLS Communications would like to highlight several of the independent soccer outlets and writers that are providing valuable coverage locally and nationally:

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Dear @realDonaldTrump ,

Please send the national guard! It’s so dangerous downtown - we were scared all afternoon! Help us!

[Central Territorial Staff Songsters @CTSSongsters]

It’s finally here! Our first studio album had been released and we’re so excited to share it with you!

Take a listen and share it with your friends and family and then come tell us what your favorite track is!

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Frustrating to be watching a game on Apple TV to then have the Apple Sports app notify me that a goal has been scored over a minute before the goal happens on tv.

#cf97 #appletv

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Went for a walk with a few friends today and decided to take my camera with me.

It was peaceful, there were thousands of people there, and it did not end after a few minutes.

#NoKingsDay

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

@Giannoulias @ChicagoBears I picked my wife and her friends up after the concert and it was a massive pain. I agree that having a thriving and busy Soldier Field is good for Chicago, but we need to figure out the parking/transport situation for the stadium - and really, all of the museum campus area.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

It is becoming increasingly difficult to maintain my respect for the intelligence & the good will of people who sincerely thought Donald Trump a competent leader who was fit for public office.

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, apparently…

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

It’s pretty sad how apologists imagine there’s some new spiritual awakening taking place & can’t think critically enough to see it’s just right wing authoritarian opportunists exploiting increasingly salient Christian nationalist identity markers.

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Welcome back Sammy

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Thank you, @POTUS

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

@LanternSoccer Fairly new fire supporter here (about 2 years). Have initial touches always been an issue with the Fire?

It was one of first things I noticed about the team and it doesn’t seem to have gotten any better since I’ve been following.

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

My fear with this @ChicagoFire team is that there are some genuine talents in the squad who may have their careers nerfed because as a team, we can’t manage to do absolutely anything on the pitch. #cf97

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

You know you work in Chicago when you get sent out to get the office an order of Pączki.

After the requisite debate of how to pronounce “Pączki”, of course.

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

I don’t know what’s more annoying, the fact that Facebook suggested that I would enjoy joining the group called “Dull Men’s Club” or the fact that I actually do enjoy being in the group.

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

Made a copy of a page for a kid in our programs tonight.

Student: “Why’s it in 1930’s color?”
Me: “Oh, that’s called ‘Black and White’ “

[Jonathon Weller @jonnieweller]

If you watch a movie with subtitles on, that should count as reading a book.