Jen

90% bullshit

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sums up my mood today

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Why does every white man think he needs to start a podcast

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@jacobhavlik Did you see a car with a coexist sticker in the lot?? They make the best coffee

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Jacob last night making sure all the girls had fun but also weren’t stupid (or at least TOO stupid)

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All HEB parking lots are lawless lands

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The cowboy boot spectrum at Tyler Childers in Chicago is…. interesting….

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The size of my fist. At a brewery hiding in the wood chips. Texas is wild

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I just saw a real live tarantula in the wild

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@piperbottom Like that tiktok sound “I left you alone for 5 minutes and you spent $800”

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@rlietrom Maybe functional med/neuro would be a better route?

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@shmaria1518 I cried earlier this week bc some of our web pages were broken and people wouldn’t stop pinging me about it

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@jacobhavlik Retweet

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@snoochyboochyzz I think rollerblading or biking are great options! I also like finding workouts on YouTube when I want to move but not sure what to do.

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@PedernalesCoop Can you please provide an update for 78737??? Every other building and neighborhood around us has power back except 168 Belterra Village Way. This is a huge complex with a lot of families.

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@snoochyboochyzz My ADHD brain will say things to add on to the convo or show that I’m actively listening and I often forget stuff or lose track of the topic of I’m not doing that so it really sucked to be called out when I wasn’t trying to interrupt

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@snoochyboochyzz I once left work crying because while I was having a conversation with two people (saying yes, nodding along, adding onto the convo) one of them stopped me and said “Jen Jen Jen Jen when someone’s on a roll let them finish” and I didn’t even think I was interrupting 🥺

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@jacobhavlik I was

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@jacobhavlik Might be your liver - can get “clogged” so something like a push catch could help!!

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@jacobhavlik Owen almost exclusively wears vuori for his lounge clothes it’s 10/10

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Guys I gotta say it…. I rlly get the ick when gals with lip flips film themselves eating. Every bite and sip looks so painful. I’m happy for the girlies getting fuller lips that way but plz stop showing yourself eating I stg

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The Seahawks uniform is atrocious