MrJonno

Thinking is your enemy!

[MrJonno @jonno_666]

@Way_Things_Work

[Fact @Fact]

If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

Age 11: "I whip my hair back and forth!"
Age 37: "I drive my kids back and forth!"
Age 69: "I rock my chair back and forth!"

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

Ohh noo we made you read this in Bruce's voice! #familyguy

[Bill Klein @ReallyBillKlein]

Join me in wishing my son #williamtheawesome a very #happybirthday

[MrJonno @jonno_666]

I fucking said it was Bobby!!!!!!

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

If an old woman gets arrested for prostitution is that considered selling antiques?

[Fact @Fact]

Squeezing testicles too tightly can release too much adrenaline and kill you.

[Mashable @mashable]

There's a massive new ball pond for adults in London: http://t.co/fzdgarLZKD (via @mashableUK) http://t.co/oUAfqgKs0M

[MrJonno @jonno_666]

Yoiu have to be fucking kiddimg me!!!

[MrJonno @jonno_666]

Sigma - Rudeboy (Ft. Doctor) (Music Video): http://t.co/JXyi6rbRfG

[Jennifer Arnold, MD @JenArnoldMD]

My future astronaut! #NASA http://t.co/FMZOddKee1

[MrJonno @jonno_666]

Forgot how good exercise felt! 💪

[MrJonno @jonno_666]

Couldn't wait, went for a 🏃. Good but knackered!