Jonathan Alderslade

here for nufc, refereeing crack, England cricket and generally hating the Tories……….Legacy fan since the 90’s and proud member of the #AntiGrowthCoalition ⚫️⚪️

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

Returned to the hell hole that is twitter to moan about @CrossCountryUK outbound journey with that shambles delayed, 2 weeks later and email saying we haven’t processed your claim because we’re a bit busy. Return leg with LNER also delayed, claim verified instantly and refunded

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@pkelso Joe Root, although I’d argue that it was Jimmy Anderson that occupied that position until this summer not Murray. Murrays achievements fantastic and was in the top 4 of the greatest generation. Jimmy 3rd of all time and only a whisker behind Warne in 2nd

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

Hi @DurhamPolice if I’ve witnessed someone being racially abused on the bus what should I do about it

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@lukeakehurst I reckon the deputy prime minister would have loved a Saturday night in Chester, get the resources from her, get Chester bouncing again and get Ange down for a few cherry VKs in a regenerated upstairs in studio

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@NUFCThreatLevel You know who is a fan of part time management though, also a great family guy and one of the most important coaches of the last 100 years

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

Galactic Keegan is back, it’s a good day

[Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan]

Look, I was gutted when I heard Gaz Southgate was stepping down as England manager. I said to him, ‘I genuinely believe that if we’d beaten Spain on Sunday night, England would be European champions right now.’ And I will always stand by that.

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@NUFCThreatLevel Someone tag the lad who was moaning about a Newcastle shirt at a gig. The worrying thing was he was the Lib Dem, I thought they were sensible

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

To paraphrase @GeorgeCaulkin There may not be anything official tonight but it’s safe to say we’re now entering the final hours of a Tory government It's been a frantic day. Lots to say on it, but at this stage I want to wait until it’s official.

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@CliveTyldesley Clive 🥰🥰🥰

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@David_Cameron @Andrew4Pendle @AJonesMP @JulianSturdy Some good pig farms on that itinerary, oink oink 🐷

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@jessyjph And Wimbledon starts Monday, also finishes Wednesday, if we’re lucky

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@deathofbuckley I often get; used to get in the cricket club on a Sunday, did the quiz, drunk Worthingtons or Caffrey’s you know who I mean

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@bensprattjourn This tweet didn’t need to include ‘at sweeping’ could have gone straight to the full stop

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@GingerPirlo_ To be fair, when I heard one of our former owners had been confirmed as being a bit of dick due to political affiliation, this wasn’t where me mind first went. Apologies Mike

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@CarltonBarrass They aren’t standard issues Wetherspoon chairs. Must be the new one in the uni catering to all the tories

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@Matt_Pinner I like talking to people on the metro

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@MatthewStadlen I recall JRM wittering on about signs to the nearest exit being spaced out in logical increments as the signs are in yards but the evil EU stipulated the distance between them was in M. So apart from knowings it’s 100 yards rather than 94 to the nearest exit in a tunnel. No, none

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@_lufcsam Will you do something about the Wetherspoons in Leeds station not doing steak night, if so I’m in

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

@tamcohen We’re still fighting for this election and he's got to go to Clacton and get something, and... and... I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it! Is his 80 seat majority at the start of this parliament the same as Newcastle’s 12 point lead at Christmas

[Jonathan Alderslade @jonny999uk]

The right wing algorithm in full force seeing the business, home, education secretary and leader of the house in a row on the TL. All blocked and my first political donation made, hope my £50 to Labour helps them buy some TL space 🌹🌹🌹