Jonny Battye

Certified total genius. King of swag. Socialist. Aspiring horse whisperer. Drummer. Liverpool fan. Massive manhood. Little personality.

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

Bagpipes really are one of those instruments which, given time, don't grow on you.

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Peace & Love ✌️

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@VictoriaCoren Absolutely no need to throw radishes under the bus there.

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@Jaack Genuinely:

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

In the future she's going to be regarded in the same way Phil Collins has been regarded for the last 30 years. Except Phil Collins has a body of work you still hear on the radio whereas even now you never hear Taylor Swift songs playing anywhere.

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

Taylor Swift is the epitome of late stage US capitalism. Artistically bland, with an every-growing horded fortune, politically silent, culturally insignificant. Money money celebrities money celebrities boring boring boring. User her huge platform to say NOTHING.

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

@HITCSevens Wow the KC is much more impressive than I remembered.

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@buggirl 🤞🤞🤞

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

We'll be fine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Today, as every day, we remember Diogo Jota and André Silva, who tragically passed away one year ago.

Through immeasurable loss and incalculable pain, the impact they made and the legacies they left behind - not only within the footballing world, but in the hearts and minds of so many around the world - has shone through over the last 12 months.

All of our love, support, thoughts and prayers continue to be with Diogo and André's families, friends and all those whose lives were touched by them.

Forever in our hearts, forever our number 20 ❤️

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

@CalltoActivism Big "Live, Laugh, Love" energy. Meaningless.

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

@subzeroiq I thought this exact thing yesterday, hope you've been okay🎈

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Started watching Cape Fear but had to turn it off because it reminded me too much of something that happened to my friend Bart

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

I'm surely not the only person who thinks that Norwegian crowd rowing thing is lame as fuck?

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I hate people who don't hydrate.

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

David Beckham really lucked out managing to get tickets to all these games, what are the odds!

[bug girl @buggirl]

i would choose the first option but for a really cool and way better reason than everyone else that would be a beautiful net good for humanity

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP]

The Israelis have consistently targetted & brutalised health workers.Dr Al-Rantisi is yet another example. It is a brutal, torturing, murdering regime & yet the UK still sells it arms & our government & courts imprison protesters who seek to halt the sales https://t.co/C3g4fZPO37

[Jonny Battye @jonny_battye]

@RoxyTall Switzerland?