if you believe, @rivkahbrown, that Hamas wouldn’t slaughter you in a heartbeat and dance around your charred corpse, you’re even more deranged than your tweet suggests.
I recently decided to hire a guy called Roland, over a far superior candidate just so I had a legitimate reason to say Ro- land all day in the style of Janet from Grange Hill.
matt frei cutting short an interview with an environmental economist talking about the global climate emergency repercussions, to move on to an interview about prince harry's book says all one needs to know about the world's priorities. we're all fucked #C4News
@Sara_Rose_G ah just looked at your timeline and seen i wasn’t your breaking news. just saw it and you were the first person i thought of!! glad you’re delighted.