Jonny Allen

Husband, dog lover, singer.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[State Champs @State_Champs]

KINGS OF THE NEW AGE is out now on @Spotify! https://t.co/i3sOM0ul1O

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“The extreme left is taking over” WHERE. In Texas, Republicans passed a law allowing rapists to sue their victims for getting an abortion.

Can anyone name a “far left” policy that extreme implemented anywhere? We can’t even get our party to import cheaper RXs from Canada. foh

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

ONE DOWN ✅

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Tomato, tomahto.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The new NFL logo designed by @JomboyMedia 🤣🤣

[Between You & Me @BYAMAUS]

CHANGE ⚛️

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

“I’m a Jets fan” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“The media is trying to cancel everyone. 10 years ago!! Jon Gruden can coach my team any day”

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

did half the mice refuse the therapy after doing their own research?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If @GovAbbott is as “anti-rape” as he claims, why doesn’t he just lead the Texas state leg to pass a law for $10k bounties on people who engage in or aid sexual assault?

Or is he opposed to that bc it’s a slippery slope of vigilantism where men could be unjustly targeted? 🤔

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Republicans: The Democrats are communists!

Also Republicans: We’ve successfully passed a law where neighbors can rat out neighbors to the State for cash rewards.

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

There are four tools to tame the pandemic

1. Vaccines
2. Rapid tests
3. Improving indoor air
4. Masks

If we deploy first 3 aggressively and smartly

We need only use 4th sparingly

And safely do essentially everything we value

We have all the tools we need to end this pandemic

[Between You & Me @BYAMAUS]

It’s a good day to steam #Deadbeat by The BYAMs.

https://t.co/5WxtrmAJQy

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all mad about me being pregnant but silent on the fact that john wilkes booth shot president abraham lincoln

[The Recount @therecount]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians: “We’re 100% vaccinated, our entire organization, all the players, all the coaches.”

[The Recount @therecount]

"I know you've never faced those choices, nor have you ever been pregnant, but for women out there who have faced those choices, this is an incredibly difficult thing."

— Jen Psaki shuts down a male reporter who asks why Pres. Biden supports abortion against his Catholic faith.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I mean no lies here…

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"Donald Trump would have secured Kabul airport" -- My dude he didn't even secure the Capitol Building when his Vice President was in there