Jonny Cooper

Writer. Pianist. Racing driver. Living on a small rock near Africa that will never be Spanish.

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The fact there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

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@xhabib Tasty

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@thecarolemalone @waitrose How awful for you. Still, at least people on X now know you exist, so it’s not all bad.

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@BarclaysUKHelp I've been trying to get you to close my business account for months now. I've completed the form correctly, and had a lengthy conversation on the telephone with a Barclays person when i was back in the UK this month.

The live chat doesn't work on the app or on the web

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Before you use AI to write for you, think how calculators robbed you of the ability to add two simple numbers together, and your smartphone stopped you having to meet your friends IRL. When you can no longer string a sentence together by yourself, you've lost everything.

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@MMFlint Oh dear

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@Sully53930788 @JohnCleese LOL

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What has happened to this country? Kids go to a yoga class and end up dead. This is not a place to raise a family anymore.

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@Lord_Sugar @MrBButterfield Reading this made my teeth itch

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@TelegraphSport @tomcary_tel Good news for him, and for F1.

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She Sold How Much? https://t.co/sLplMAWStk

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Life Lessons From Billionaires https://t.co/UxezUubF5p

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CLIENT ATTRACTION BLUEPRINT SCHOLARSHIP WORTH $7,500 https://t.co/gB62nvjzUa

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5 Things You Need To Sacrifice For Success! https://t.co/4QPJGWrqBO

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@stripestatus EEK...this is costing me sales

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@AldiUK @Dias22U What's the update on this?

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@AldiUK @Dias22U But it's not though. Out of stock on the website and in no store. Plenty of ultra-processed unhealthy options as usual. Why should we have to beg for healthy food?

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@Dias22U @AldiUK @JrwJim Exactly!

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@AldiUK @JrwJim I only buy this from Aldi. No reason to go in the store now. Where is it?