JonnyDeacs

Mainly grumpy about human behaviour

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

@bbctms yes it is correct. ‘that is plumb’ comes from the plumb line used to show a dead straight up and down line in building

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Fantastic @isaguha

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Isa Guha MBE 🏅

Isa has received her MBE for services to Inclusivity and Cricket 🏏

Congrats, Isa! 👏

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

They hit him in the head with a soda bottle… and laughed as Baloo tried to drink it. 💔

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[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Just going to regurgitate this. After all that’s what Eddie and the team just did #nufc

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Devoid of ideas. No plan B. Just same huffing and puffing with no end result. Today was crying out for a change of tactics in the second half and seeing what Wissa & Woltemade could have done together. It couldn’t have been any worse. This is on Eddie again I’m afraid #nufc

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Devoid of ideas. No plan B. Just same huffing and puffing with no end result. Today was crying out for a change of tactics in the second half and seeing what Wissa & Woltemade could have done together. It couldn’t have been any worse. This is on Eddie again I’m afraid #nufc

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@ZaltzCricket @bbctms I’m wondering what the fewest amounts of sessions a winning Ashes team has whitewashed their opposition in - game on surely ?

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Awful on #SouthWestern railway @SW_Help this evening from Clapham Junction on the SW mainline. 3 carriage train arrives (9..27) already dangerously full and we’re crammed in n and sitting on floor - a 6 carriage is a minimum tender requirement - this is awful and dangerous

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Hello @Channel4

re your current promo

It’s fewer ads. Not less

More (4) is expected of you, you’re not Channel 5

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhh

#grammar is important especially by elite content organisations like you

Please rectify

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Apart the most cursory of tweaking of tenses around timings and Thornberry withdrawal @thetimes has managed to publish the exact some story two days on the trot. Although at least it doesn’t have any typos and makes grammatical sense which could be considered a step forward 🤦🏼‍♂️

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

It’s Friday August 29th 2025 @thetimes 🤦🏻‍♂️

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

This entire section in today’s @thetimes about an important story makes absolutely no grammatical sense. Really sad decline of #TheTimes #TheTimesErrors

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Another example of how in decline @thetimes is. Sad for what was once the ‘paper of record’. Especially the clearly understaffed sports dept. Constant copy errors daily. Just look at that picture caption. As the SAS:WDW lads would say, a catastrophic fail.

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

@bbctms sitting under the floodlights to your left & whilst they look from afar as if they are pointing in wrong direction you have to think of them as very strong spotlight bulbs with a shade over them shooting at the pitch

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@DineshKarthik @bobqureshi130 @chrishewitson @norcrosscricket @finnysteve A great lunch for a great cause. Thanks for coming @DineshKarthik and well done @bobqureshi130

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Fair play. Emotion at end shows how impressive his in game control is (as it was at PGA)

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Might not like his robotic style & disregard to the paying public but have to respect the performance #Scheffler

A wonderful tournament with superb golf in such constantly changing conditions at a magnificent course

Shame it was such an anti climax

#TheOpen

[JonnyDeacs @jonnydeacs]

Might not like his robotic style & disregard to the paying public but have to respect the performance #Scheffler

A wonderful tournament with superb golf in such constantly changing conditions at a magnificent course

Shame it was such an anti climax

#TheOpen

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Wouldn’t be surprised if Scottie Scheffler doesn’t even bother with the trophy ceremony

“Just mail it, I’m off home”

#TheOpen

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@seanlongstaff97 @LUFC Good luck, Sean. Thank you for everything #NUFC

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Good bye beautiful boy. You were everything we could have hoped for. Say hello to Bailey for us 😘 #Parker #PooBum