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[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

Woe unto the wicked who didst post cringe in the timeline; behold, my magjicks shall devour thy foul serpents, and the quote-tweets shall shake the very foundations of the heavens.

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And behold, the prophet did tweet, saying: Verily, verily, I say unto you, my magjicks shall undeniably overpower and utterly consume the serpents of satanic witchery; and the heavens shall display the true might of the almighty eternal deity, and it shall slap.

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

And behold, the prophet did tweet, saying: Verily, verily, I say unto you, my magjicks shall undeniably overpower and utterly consume the serpents of satanic witchery; and the heavens shall display the true might of the almighty eternal deity, and it shall slap.

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The difference between realAF and fakeAF.. realAF strips the fluff, fakeAF adds to the fluff.

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Success gurus will always tell you about commitment and dedication, but I guarantee you not a single one of them is willing to put it all on the line. #DedicationForWimps

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A really evil thing to do to your frienemies.. fart into the fan on a hot day. #ElNinoDevastation

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Fart is short for fan art. #ArtsyFartsy

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Fart is short for fan art. #ArtsyFartsy

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If I am the truth, and you constantly and continually deny me.. what does that make you, the lie?

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I know every card game known to man.. even the ones you can only learn by going to prison. lol. Who wants to play highly sophisticated bridge for the filthy rich upperclass?

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Dating these chicks is very comparable to "throwing your dick down a hallway." Good luck, and may the Jedi Force be with you.

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Spades, or Hearts? Contraceptives, or Conservative Christian? Ha. #YouDecide #FreeWill #Judgment

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

Spades, or Hearts? Contraceptives, or Conservative Christian? Ha. #YouDecide #FreeWill #Judgment

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

Stop trying to be like me, you don't have what it takes, you don't have the balls to gamble your life away.. You're a little bitch in my book. Ha.

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

Stop trying to be like me, you don't have what it takes, you don't have the balls to gamble your life away.. You're a little bitch in my book. Ha.

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

Albert Einstein was a non-conformist thinker, and I guarantee he'll run circles around your societal pea-brain.

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

Albert Einstein was a non-conformist thinker, and I guarantee he'll run circles around your societal pea-brain.

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

If you need money to get people to like you, it means you're not very likable in the first place, and that your choice in friends is in low-life status.

[Jonnydevil_ @jonnydevil_]

If you need money to get people to like you, it means you're not very likable in the first place, and that your choice in friends is in low-life status.

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"Mr. Anderson, I see your glitch has graduated from a black cat to a blue checkmark."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anomalies in the matrix are inevitable

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Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, when the vials of wrath shall be poured out without mixture, and fire and brimstone shall rain down from the heavens upon the workers of iniquity. #Prophecy #JudgmentDay