thejonnyevans

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

rey mysterio trying to avoid a powerbomb:

[Rami @4PF_Rami]

I met Ja Morant once. He shot me actually

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

ask the silverback gorilla & 5 black mambas if they want to be trapped in a mall with ME

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

??

[Kevin Palmer 💙 @RealKevinPalmer]

Thierry Henry losing his cool here over a devious little joke makes for glorious TV 🤣

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.

[elle hardy @ellehardy]

We have a hall of fame post on our hands

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Show me the lie.

[Jme @JmeBBK]

No.
Fuck tea.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Joachim Andersen’s Instagram messages after last night are an absolute horror-show.

These people astound me. Imagine writing any of that to another human being.

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

I’m not sure there’s ever been a better plot twist in a song than finding out Charmaine De la Rosa was in fact only 14.

[🦭 spættet sæl 🌊 @HarbourSeal]

So Manchester University took an applicants £1k, rejected their application because they can’t make living costs, and didn’t give the money back. This applicant, a friend, then dies by suicide because of his absolute hopelessness of his situation.

It’s absolutely scandalous.

[thejonnyevans @jonnyevans31]

@CoachDGibbs 27 counter and it ain’t close @LouloAndStitch

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[Phil @pnm1979]

Never saw heatwaves like this before the vaccine. Makes you wonder.

[Jacqui Oatley @JacquiOatley]

I’m keen to warn you about a scam which my lovely, kind mum so nearly fell for. It was incredibly believable. Someone pretends to be you but on a different number, contacts someone close to you and asks them to quickly pay a bill for you before you pay them back. Mum in green 👇🏼

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ZG1999_]

Oh that translation isn’t good

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 466