Jon_F

Former amateur sportsperson offering punditry on almost anything and some occasional technology titbits

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@LVStag 🥹

[Oma James @ChelfcAbby]

My husband's girlfriend texted me at 8:12 a.m.

"It's over. He finally picked the woman he actually loves."

She attached a selfie of them smiling in front of an apartment building, keys in his hand like they'd just started a new life together.

I didn't argue.
I didn't beg.
I simply replied with one screenshot.
It was the deed to our house.

His signature was right there beside mine.

Below it, I typed:
"Interesting. Because according to the agreement he signed, if he moves another woman into the home before the divorce is finalized... he forfeits his entire share of the property."

Three minutes later, my phone started ringing.

It wasn't him.
It was her....

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@LVStag I don't brie-lieve it

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@elonmuskTN 👍🏼

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@LVStag Left your back door open 🤣🤣🤣

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@gtyler123 @maxhassell @HackneyAbbott GLM

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@LVStag 🤣

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@SamsungMobile #ShareTheEpic

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@Bens2023Account @RealDeniseWelch @JasonManford That tweet must have gained him a follower 🤣

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@BrewDog Meet Frankie

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@maxhassell @FillyMike So the answer is yes?

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@LVStag Sending love ❤️

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@LVStag @BiancaLouisa89 Ouch. I'm not that one... 😥

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@Evan5Quigley @LouStagner Because you're a f@%king legend!

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@HiveHomeUK You lot are dreadful. 24 hours later and still no fix??? Buying @googlenest tonight
#hivewankers

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@Techn0phobe @piersmorgan He goes off on one win or lose... He's also been on the circuit c.10 years so it's not new or different

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@GabzRv @BBCSport 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@BBCSport bang average punditry, your text updates are really, really tedious

[Jon_F @jonnyfiens]

@GabzRv @BBCSport