Jon Fisch

comedian / aspiring civilian / Appearance on The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert

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HNGED is out everywhere now

I'm really excited about this album and hope you enjoy it. Thanks for all of the support. Listen, laugh & share ...

https://t.co/1vIkKllkL7

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So I guess it was Thibs #Knicks

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My take is that there are too many "Subway Takes"

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Too bad James Harden retired before the Eastern Conference Finals
#NBA

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Nobody needs a life coach more than a life coach. Anyway, thinking of becoming a life coach.

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If you ever see an NFL player with a Jewish last name, they were probably adopted

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Heading out to the Riyadh Comedy Festival but just to watch

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Yo - Kimmel gonna bring back that Man Show

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At petco (getting nature's miracle because he projectile vomited on the couch last night) my 2 year old son introduced us to the guinea pigs
"Hi guys, I'm Ollie, this is Daddy"
And I think it was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

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@TheBonfireSXM @robertkelly We F*ck

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The worst part about adding Goldberg to the Signal group chat is that it made the text thread turn green

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It doesn't matter how many times I've had it, I still can't spell diahrea

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Wish I saw this Brazilian butt lift trend in the pipeline before I got mine lowered.

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Can any espn stations talk about anything but football for a few hours

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Duke lacrosse players finally got off

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Trump's gold sneakers are available again. But you can only get 3 pairs per family. We have 2 kids. Talk about a Sophie's Choice. That means between my wife and I, only one of us gets an extra pair.

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sending architects pictures of buildings and sh*t until people stop sending me standup clips

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Freddie Freeman is giving Hank - Jim Carrey's alter ego in Me, Myself & Irene

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@MichaelRStahl @caseyJsalengo Haha
That's because we have your Hulu pw

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All these political spam texts sure do make banana republic seem less thirsty

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4 yr old:
Daddy we obviously need a basket attached to my bike for when we go pine cone hunting you don't have to hold them