Jonathan

Just take the fucking picture, Hilary

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@kanyefanVA @KanyePodcast @kanyewest Leave that trash on the shelf

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@kanyewest Thanks mom and dad. GREAT DECISION! 🙃

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@kanyewest Is that the future porn star of America? Damn man, you already whoring her out?

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@pdotsully @kanyewest Leave that Donda shit on the shelf.

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@ParkerMolloy 🤞hoping both @vp and @realDonaldTrump get it soon enough

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@benandjerrys @phish Best ice cream flavor ever.

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@ShmurdaBobbyGS9 If you have to dance to get people to pay attention to your music, it sucks.

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@pattonoswalt @USPS I certainly would help if @senatemajldr’s evil ass hadn’t cut my unemployment. 🤷‍♂️

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

.@GrahamBlog Live music and comedy venues were the first to close and will be the last to re-open. Please support and co-sponsor S. 4258 (Save Our Stages Act) and S. 3814/H.R. 7481 (RESTART Act) to help venues survive the next six months. Work with @nivassoc to #SaveOurStages

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

.@SenatorTimScott Live music and comedy venues were the first to close and will be the last to re-open. Please support and co-sponsor S. 4258 (Save Our Stages Act) and S. 3814/H.R. 7481 (RESTART Act) to help venues survive the next six months. Work with @nivassoc to #SaveOurStage

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

.@RepCunningham Live music and comedy venues were the first to close and will be the last to re-open. Please support and co-sponsor S. 4258 (Save Our Stages Act) and S. 3814/H.R. 7481 (RESTART Act) to help venues survive the next six months. Work with @nivassoc to #SaveOurStages

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@CityCharleston I wished @CityCharleston cared as much about covid-19 as they do about a hurricane that isn’t even going to hit us.

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

@widespread $70 a car for machine funk? You have got to be joking. 🤣

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

What does @FLOTUS say? I’m pretty sure she’s a mail order bride.

[CNN @CNN]

Many foreign brides who meet men through matchmakers have become victims of discrimination, domestic violence and even murder at the hands of their husbands. https://t.co/KTACxPCIOA

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

Is that why TX and FL have some of the highest covid-19 cases in THE WORLD?

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

#LadyG is out here sucking dick again.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

A positive development in the #TikTok negotiations.

Thank you President Trump for protecting American consumers from the Chinese Communist Party and bringing jobs back to the US.

A win-win in the making.

https://t.co/JK3G9r02bR

[Jonathan @jonnyfive01]

Thank you @SpeakerPelosi!

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says Democrats are not willing to negotiate on the $600 unemployment benefit figure: "A building is on fire and they are deciding how much water they want to have in the bucket. ... Millions of people could have fallen into poverty without this $600"