Jonny Goodman

The cool one. Prankster extrordinaire. Frequent suit wearer. Bloody love dragons. Pranked Tesco once. (#fridaynightdinner parody)

[Jonny Goodman @JonnyFND]

The Goodmans Do Jeremy Kyle?

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Nice time know Auntie Val took my advice. Life fast, die young, innit?

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Sofabed memories, anyone?

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Did Dad buy 100 pianos, too?

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Lost my job and didn't even get crimble crumble as a consolation prize.

Almost feels like my tattoo has an even deeper meaning.

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I can't even take the bloody Topman suits back...

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Jim would've been amazing at my teenage raves.

[Jonny Goodman @JonnyFND]

'Jackie... I've come to steal you away as an anniversary present!' Oh, Jim.

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@TVDPLLEzria Right now I do, yeah...

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Why am I always the one that makes the bad decisions?

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He's made another Hannukah Bush!

[Jonny Goodman @JonnyFND]

@TVDPLLEzria No way.

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Is Jim going to come through the bedroom window?

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I look like a murderer with flowers.

[Mich ••• @michlan]

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER KLAXON

[Jonny Goodman @JonnyFND]

Why is Dad on Midsomer Murders? Did he kill Sheila Bloom?

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Oh, I can't wait for the wedding now.

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Mr Morris's par game is on it tonight.

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I'm £40 up but I'm two crumbles down. Where is the love?

[Jonny Goodman @JonnyFND]

@TVDPLLEzria Sadly not, didn't even get crumble, let alone a bike!