Mich •••

I draw stuff. Coffee Whore, Blackbelt in slapstick. Trail Runner. @thortful Creator (Wink Design), Etsy shop 👇🏻

[Mich ••• @michlan]

@EvriUK_Official I’ve just paid to send a parcel with you and have been charged twice. I have no way of contacting you to sort this out, I am going round in circles with your chat bot and phone line. I need a refund! How can I sort this out?

[Mich ••• @michlan]

PLAY THE BIRDIE SONG #totp

No. Don’t.

[Mich ••• @michlan]

I dread to think what would happen if this lot attacked a shack #totp

[Mich ••• @michlan]

The audience look like a jumble sale has exploded and all of the clothes have just scattered onto them #totp

[Mich ••• @michlan]

Chas and Dave are higher in the charts than Bowie? #totp

[Mich ••• @michlan]

She’s got the look of somebody that works behind a make-up counter in boots in the 80s #totp

[Mich ••• @michlan]

Imagine having sex with meatloaf. It would be like being trapped under a wardrobe with the key still stuck in it #totp

[Mich ••• @michlan]

This is like some sort of bad Albanian holiday camp variety show #TOTP

[Mich ••• @michlan]

Imagine if you were in a disco and this lot came prancing at you. #TOTP

[Mich ••• @michlan]

Christ, so many bands on these 90s episodes that I don’t even remember the first time round let alone now 🤣 #TOTP

[Mich ••• @michlan]

@howiehowe Can’t see any women there… only brain dead Neanderthals

[Mich ••• @michlan]

@DumTeeDum I can’t wait for Helen to have a date with Martin Gibson - do you think she’ll invite him round for a tuna pasta bake?
#TheArchers

[Mich ••• @michlan]

#TheArchers could it be illegal beaver activity that’s caused the poonami? Kirsty and Rex could be in the sh!t 😆 @DumTeeDum

[Mark Howe @howiehowe]

@michlan

[Mich ••• @michlan]

@howiehowe I’ve just checked and I’m not. Phew.

[Mich ••• @michlan]

@djhx66 I listened

[Mich ••• @michlan]

@Rhys_Phillips @BBCTheArchers @BBCSounds I’ve just listened to tonight’s and tomorrows! Oops

[Mich ••• @michlan]

Tonight’s your lucky night. Well that’s debatable… #totp

[Mich ••• @michlan]

I was a little bit worried they were going to play Timmy Mallett, but now it’s even worse with the bloody teenage mutant Ninja Turtles #TOTP