I MADE IT TO AMERICAN SOIL AND THE FIRST THING I DID WAS BUY AN EXTRA LARGE SPRITE FROM CHIC FIL A AND DRANK THE WHOLE BITCH.
EU “SODA” IS AN AFFRONT TO GOD
apple maps “best route” tried to take me to subway through a RESTRICTED MILITARY ZONE and I only noticed because of a sign saying “your gps is wrong, turn around now”