Jonny Haw

“Building more roads to prevent congestion is like a fat man loosening his belt to prevent obesity”

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

We need more bus routes that circumnavigate towns rather than going in and out of the centre. Sometimes you just want to get to the opposite side of town and it's usually two busses with a change at the central station. Annoyingly cumbersome.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

What an awful collection of words

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Reform literally campaigned on killing people in Wales by wanting to get rid of the 20mph limits. Not one opposition party called them out on it. We wonder why politics in the UK is buggered.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

How long till Farage starts weaponising Ann Widdecombe’s murder to justify his £5m “gift” for “security” from Christopher Harborne?

[Guy Walters 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇮🇷🇧🇾 @guywalters]

Quote of the day by Lee of Makerfield.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Baffled by people who name their cars - do they have a cutesy name for their fucking fridge too?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

You can't blame anyone else for the "loss of British culture" when you don't listen to British music created this millennium, don't go to gigs, don't watch British films, don't support arts funding, don't order eels when you have a takeaway and insist you don't watch the BBC.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

Hard to believe how many people seem to have fallen for Farrage’s band of thugs and crypto-currency cunts.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@anon_opin This was essentially Labour’s 10 Year Transport Plan in the late 90s (which initially had cross-party support) but sadly they bungled it by immediately folding in the face of any pushback whatsoever.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@anon_opin It’s not just villages - everywhere has been ruined by parked cars. The solution is fewer cars.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@anon_opin Developers used to squeeze every last drop out of the hardware back in the day. Now, we stop supporting completely functional hardware after 10 years and consign it to the dump.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@mikelavelle93 Same reason they drive past massive signs saying “road ahead closed” or nearly hit pedestrians crossing the side road they’re turning into - most drivers are in a world of their own, unaware of anything outside their little box.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Maybe the reason why there are so many potholes isn't because the council aren't doing their job, but because so many of you selfish pricks are driving round in 3 ton SUVs

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@anon_opin Equally weird how there’s two different sweets called “Refreshers”

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@anon_opin Same goes for those payouts to motorists for misleading over emissions - like most of them gave a toss about the environment!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

This obsession for American pickup trucks on UK roads is insane. Dave, you live on a fucking estate in Doncaster not on the prairies of Montana. Tax the bastards to oblivion

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@christopheraln @Variety @scottygb Exactly! A subscription service like Sky needs shows that punch through, beyond their existing customer base, and get talked about. They could easily (and indeed have) spent similar amounts on dramas which have come and gone without making any real impact.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@EliteShaw69 @jhansonradio You seem nice.

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@EliteShaw69 @jhansonradio There’s a real studio audience there. You can see them!

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@DEADLINE Also, interesting that this article appears to have been uploaded while the show was still being broadcast. How long did he give the show before starting to write this no-doubt deeply considered article?

[Jonny Haw @jonnylhaw]

@DEADLINE Americans hating on #snluk is precisely what SNL UK needs. If you don’t get it, it’s doing its job.